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...When he says that the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully?

2007-07-14 13:43:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

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Fixin' to die rag, by Country Joe and the Fish

Gimme an F!
F!
Gimme an I!
I!
Gimme an S!
S!
Gimme an H!
H!
What's that spell ?
FISH!
What's that spell ?
FISH!
What's that spell ?
FISH!

Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Vietnam
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and get those reds —
The only good commie is the one who's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Huh!

Well, come on Wall Street, don't move slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They drop it on the Viet Cong.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to Vietnam.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Send 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your block
To have your boy come home in a box.

And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

2007-07-14 15:15:51 · answer #1 · answered by Austin W 3 · 2 1

This depends on each ones hunger. The fish president, Country Joe, says he's thinks Bush may be feeding them a line. Bush says he's hooked on the idea. Country Joe is a stronger leader so Bush is asking for an in depth survey. This could present a reel time problem but they're both checking their poles.

2007-07-14 13:46:48 · answer #2 · answered by Don W 6 · 5 0

That would depend on whether the Fish had any imaginary WMD's hidden in their Fish Tank castle. Or Oil. Or Osama Bin Laden's fish.

2007-07-14 13:49:52 · answer #3 · answered by taggart747 2 · 6 0

At this point in time.. if Bush said the sky was blue, I would disagree with him.

I rarely listen to anything he has to say these days.. all lies.. learn ed that long ago. And what is worse.. they are all the same old ones.. you would think he could think up a few new ones.. just for variety...

2007-07-14 13:49:44 · answer #4 · answered by Debra H 7 · 6 1

That's sooo pre-9/11.

Our totally accurate intelligence indicates that the fish are trying to acquire yellowcake from Niger.

2007-07-14 13:46:46 · answer #5 · answered by ck4829 7 · 6 0

Well I dont have a fish tank and fish right now but if he says so maybe I should go get one ;P The humming of the air pump is a nice white noise for sleeping actually so thats pretty peaceful.

2007-07-14 13:48:25 · answer #6 · answered by sociald 7 · 3 3

That is the only thing that George has said that I agree with

2007-07-14 13:48:30 · answer #7 · answered by gv farmer 2 · 3 2

I think we could stop polluting lakes, streams, rivers, and oceans... does that coudl as peaceful co-exisistance

2007-07-14 14:09:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I would agree with either George H.W. Bush or George W. Bush if they said this because both Bush's are Honest Men who speak the truth and are not Lazy Incompetent And Reckless like the Democratic Party that Lives In Everyday Sin.

2007-07-14 13:47:47 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. Knowledgeable VI 7 · 1 8

Yes, he got that one right - well except in a sushi bar.

I like "you have to put food on your family"...

2007-07-14 13:47:27 · answer #10 · answered by Dastardly 6 · 3 0

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