I was about to ask you all something, but I forgot what it was...What was I going to ask?

Question

Was it something sexual, political, or a cooking question??? And why was I asking it...??? (if it was a car-repair question, please ignore this question)

Answer 1

i love you

Answer 2

After reading your profile, my guess would be sexual, but with guys cooking and food pretty much go hand in hand and then again, you re that journalist, so political might be, but no...I'll go back to the sex...unless it was a cooking up sex kind of thing.

Answer 3

Well, judging from my daily visits to the Books & Authors section, it was probably, "What happens in the new Harry Potter book?" It's an epidemic over there -- lots of tots jumping up & down and yapping and vibrating like chihuahuas.

But if your question was something deliciously naughty like if I'd like to wrestle with you in a vat of chocolate pudding, the answer is "yes!"

Answer 4

It was political, because you've had a lot on your mind about the current situation we've found ourselves in with foreign contries. You're not very sure where all this is going to lead, so you were basically going to ask us where we think we're heading right now.

Personally I'm holding out for "Forty-Six and Two"

Answer 5

what your name was?

Answer 6

you were going to ask
would you have sex with george bush at the white house
if he offered you chicken and chips followed by an
apple crumble covered with lots of cream or custard
and then you realised you didnt like apple crumble
so you thought of a pavlova and this made you think of
that russian ice dancer who you drool over and so you went to
relieve yourself and now you cant remember whether to add pavlova to your question or the name of the russian ice dancer
which you cant remember but you know it ends with lova
i have checked google for russian ice dancers ending with
lova but there arn!t any are you sure its not kosnetcheva

Answer 7

You wanted to ask about why your foot is in that special position & how to get it out without hurting.

Or maybe you wanted to know why waterbeds are jiggly.

Or:
Can you feel delusional without illegal drugs?

Or:
Do you ever want to mix banana flavored rum with Coke?

Or:
Would the world be happier, if we did not utilize television for entertainment?

Answer 8

did you hear the one about the gynocologist who compared a car engine to a woman's body? he lost his license and ended up a short order cook at alice's restaurant. you can get anything you want there. ask arlo.

Answer 9

I think you where about to ask what type of iguana is the best to keep as a pet. You were also wondering what size tank it needs and what it eats.

Answer 10

I believe there could be an argument for dementia in this case. What was the question, again?

Answer 11

Is this a test? If I say, "sexual," then you'll brand me a deviant. If I say, "political," then you'll brand me a dissident. If I say, "cooking," then you'll brand me a glutton. You philosophizers are always out to talk people into corners.