So maybe you're asking ,"Why?". Well, I want you all to be healthy! Read this thing Iand you'll see what I mean.
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is
this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...
don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding
up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can
extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer?
Take a nap.
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Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and
vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat?
Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing
more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.
Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass
(green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your
recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
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Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled
wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get
even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain.
Bottoms up!
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Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one
to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
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Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a
regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No
Pain...Good!
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Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in
vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more
vegetables be bad for you?
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Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft
around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger.
You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
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Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's
the best feel-good food around!
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Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
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Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
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Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may
have had about food and diets.
2007-07-14 12:29:38 · 8 answers · asked by Bri 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No never knew some of these things. Good to know Brandy is good for me
2007-07-14 12:33:39 · answer #1 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL that was so cool i especially loved the one about swimming heehee
Thanx for putting a smile on my face..
May start living by those rules.
2007-07-14 19:41:28 · answer #2 · answered by danni_elle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I am going to print this list and send it to my health conscious, twig and berry eating Northern California mom.
2007-07-14 19:35:05 · answer #3 · answered by andijxo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't read anything. Sorry.
2007-07-14 19:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute.
if only it really worked that way.....
2007-07-14 19:34:21 · answer #5 · answered by frito_pie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laughs and chuckles!
2007-07-14 19:38:05 · answer #6 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, i enjoyed that
THANKS!!!
2007-07-14 20:43:24 · answer #7 · answered by throw_away_your_television_2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the knowledge
2007-07-14 19:37:33 · answer #8 · answered by Onederful2Nite 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋