Can you create an amusing story using these lines?

Question

It is not a homework, people; I graduated from college years ago.
This is for fun and for mental exersize.

Here you go;

1- Fool me once shame on you , fool me twice shame on me.
2-Passion trumps it all.
3-Holly Molly!!! I'll buy whatever they're selling.
4-Monkeys hunt in packs, lions walk alone.
5-Who has the power to tame a wild wind?
6-Now that I've bet all that I have on you...
7-You live for the fight when it's all that you got.

Answer 1

Holly, Molly and Dolly had been best friends ever since grade school, and loved each other dearly. Although they were as different in temperament as night and day, their great affection for one another made them get along famously, come what may. In fact, the key to their longstanding friendship was their mutual respect and love for one another.
Of the three, Molly was the most uninhibited, always ready for action.
Dolly was the sexpot, kiling men with a single glance, and Holly was the romantic, her motto: "passion trumps it all" Together they balanced each other out perfectly!!
All now in their fifties and all recently divorced, they had more in common than ever before. Lately the three beauties had started trolling the hot night spots in Manhatten on Friday and sometimes Saturday nights looking for new adventures.
This Friday night they had decided on the Red Rooster, a country and western bar on the west side known as the "midlife meat market". Upon entering they saw that the place was jam-packed!! There were wall to wall people and it was lively and loud!
The voluptuous Dolly was immediately set upon by a pack of hungry wolves, who devoured her with their eyes.
Molly took in the situation in the flash of an eye and decided to "go it alone' as she usually did.
"Monkeys hunt in packs, lions walk alone" she said to her two friends." I'll be around, just look for the crowd of men if you need me". She tossed her red hair back for effect (which did not go unnoticed by the wolf pack!) and took off for the bar alone.
Dolly threw her hands up in the air, (which caused two men who were gaping at her bountiful bosom to spill their drinks!)
"Who has the power to tame a wild wind?" Said Dolly. Holly nodded in agreement.
The two ladies found a little table and sat and ordered drinks. As soon as the drinks came and were paid for, (isn't that always the way of it!) two handsome gentlemen appeared.
Rocky Russo and Lenny "Glasses" Vincenzi introduced themselves and the two ladies took an instant liking to them!!! The two Italian studs soon had Dolly and Holly just where they wanted them, (or so they thought!)
Rocky was a boxer and although his face was "rough' his body was to die for!! Dolly was impressed!
"You live for the fight when it's all that you got" Rocky was laying it on thick for the beautiful blonde princess Dolly!
Meanwhile Lenny "Glasses" Vincenzi, a local loanshark and book maker was busy putting the make on the delicately beautiful Holly.
He was even at the moment, trying to arrange for a productive second half of the evening,
"Now that I've bet all that I have on you...I'm hoping that you'l accompany me to my penthouse apartment for a nightcap....
Holly was VERY close to succumbing!
Suddenly Dolly and Holly were both interupted by hearing Molly's big mouth, obviously quite drunk!! (they both KNEW how she got when she was plastered!!)
"Fool me once shame on you , fool me twice shame on you, I mean shame on me, I mean... HELL, If Bush can mess it up so can I !!" She started laughing loudly and threw her arms around the man she had been talking to. He had the look of someone who KNEW he was going to get lucky!!
In fact so did Rocky and Lenny!!!!!
Dolly stood up. " It's been GREAT meeting ALL you GENTLEMEN, but we really have to go". All three "gentlemen" looked dumbfounded!!
Holly and Dolly grabbed their bombed friend Molly and the tipsy three tripped out into the street!
Molly was having trouble even walking she was so looped!!!
They passed a street stand where two handsome African men were displaying handbags and jewelry. They were mesmerized by Dolly's blond beauty and she by their dark loveliness!
"Holly, Molly!!! I'll buy WHATEVER they're selling" she said. gazing at them appreciatively.
It seemed the only sober one of the three was Holly!!
She pulled her away, hailed a cab, and the three ladies took off for home! Tomorrow night was Saturday night and they could do it all over again!!!!!!

Answer 2

Holly Molly!!!! I'll buy whatever they're selling. Unfortunately, the monkeys arrived. Monkeys hunt in packs, lions walk alone. I'm a lion, so I stood above the crowd and screamed "Who has the power to tame a wild wind?" They charged, but I would get my shopping done in time! You live for the fight when it's all that you got. I moved forward to the cologne section, but the passion was gone. Passion trumps all. I saw a bottle in a monkey's cart. I changed a shampoo price tag, and watched the monkey race to grab a bottle. I slipped by him and grabbed the passion bottle from his cart. That monkeys voice trailed off screaming "Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me." as I sped to the checkout. I looked at my beautiful passion bottle and whispered to her "Now that I've bet all that on you..." and that is when that monkey swiped it back from me.

My precious, precious, my precious

Answer 3

two men where walking down the road. they see a store up ahead and plan to go inside and have a look the first one is not brave enough so he tell the second one to go in for him. the secong guys says ' holly molly! i'll buy whatever thy're selling!' so they came a little closer and saw that is was a pet store called 'monkeys hunt in packs, lions walk alone.' so the second guy walks even closer and then chickens out and comes back to the first guy. the first guy gets a little mad ant tells his buddy, 'you live for the fight when it's all you got' go on ahead and tell me what you see in there. so the secong guy walks even closer this time and steps one foot in the door, sees some thing walking around gets scared and runs back out to his friend. again the first man gets mad at him and tells him ;now that i've bet all that i have on you' you better go in there. 'fool me once, shame on you fool me twice shame on me' so the second guy decides to be really brave and go in o matter what. so he goes all the way inside and is in there for a while. when he comes out a long time later, the first guy asks his buddy what he saw. well said the buddy (his name was buddy coincedentaly) i walk in there and this lady came up to me and asked me if i would like a tour of the place so i told her okay. oddly enough there was no animals to be seen! there was a whole bunch of beds though and all these poles and a WHOLE BUNCH of women. she wrapped her arms around me and said 'who has the power to tame th ewild wind?' i dont remember much after that but it was soo nice! I guess in the end - 'passion trumps it all'!!!

Answer 4

It was a dark and stormy night.

Actually, it was dusk and the air was full of humidity from the clouds that sweetly hung in the midday sky. A philosopher walks down a well-worn path into a small, sleepy town full of pies and shortbread cookies. As he sniffs the air he says to himself, "Holly Molly!! I'll buy whatever they're selling.", thinking of a nice piece of pecan pie a la mode.

As he hurries to the closest diner, he hears a lively bunch of Southern gentlemen holler outside the local watering hole as they play a high-stakes game of Chinese Checkers. Curiosity gets the better of him as he silently stalks the game table.

Cryptic language then enter his ears. "Now that I've bet all that I have on you...", says the man in the velveteen hat, "Who has the power to tame a wild wind?" The table oohs and ahhs as the man jumps over 3 ruby-red marbles. "Monkeys hunt in packs, lions walk alone." says another as he takes 5 midnight blue marbles from his opponent.

The table is at a stand-still. Was the last move legal? The man in the velveteen hat stands up, pistol drawn and says, "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice shame on me!", threatening to severely injure one of his opponents in this crazed game with marbles and jumps. The saloon owner, tired of the men's hijinks saunters over to the game table. "Each week it's always the same thing. You guys start a nice and friendly game of Chinese Checkers and suddenly guns are drawn and my customers run off. I've had enough!" He quickly overturns the table and says "Passion trumps it all! Get out of my shop!!"

The philosopher, still craving the pecan pie, smiles to himself and says "You live for the fight when it's all that you got."

Answer 5

I was on my way to HUNT MONKEYS THAT WHERE IN A PACK when i saw LIONS WALKING ALONE looking for the same monkeys. so i said lets go to HOLLYMOLLYS and buy WHATEVER THEY SELL. then i ran into PASSION TRUMP donalds daughter and i said what are you buying? she said IT ALL. then i told her abput the monkeys and we had a bet. WHO HAS THE POWER TO WIN? i won and said NOW THAT I'VE WON ALL THAT I HAVE ON YOU you can't FOOL ME ONCE OR TWICE SO SHAME ON YOU. i learned an important lessson YOU LIVE FOR THE FIGHT WHENN IT'S ALL THAT YOU GOT.

Answer 6

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

A new store was opening in Dodge....... It was a novelty store.
You could buy anything from a pooper-scooper for your horse to a toy duck that you wind up:
http://www.piercn-amethyst.com/animated/duckie.gif
The store owner, Mr. John Ayers, knew how to attract attention....Rather than printing up fliers, he had Holly and Molly Midrift belly dancing by the front entrance, announcing the grand opening:
http://www.bellytwins.com/images/side_im_his_belly.jpg
Festus Haggen:"(3)Holly Molly!!! I'll buy whatever they're selling." The 2 boyfriends of Holly and Molly saw the glint in Festus' eye.
One of the boyfriends:"Hey,whiskers!! Stop eyeballin' our women, lessin' you're a looking for a rumble!!"
Doc Adams tried to dissuade Festus from fighting them.
Festus:" Doc.........(7)You live for the fight when it's all that you got. Don't you worry about ME, none!! I know Karate, don't ya see?!"
Doc shook his head....."(2)Passion trumps it all.
Within minutes, Festus was a bloody heap on the ground:
http://www.olympus-studios.biz/shooto/pics/Martial%20Arts%20Animated%20Gifs/stick-karate.gif

Festus was carried up to Doc's office, in a semiconcious state. He kept repeating a nonsenical phrase: "(4)Monkeys hunt in packs, lions walk alone."
Doc: "Uh. huh. You just lay down and rest your head, old friend.
Matt Dillon, U.S.Marshal, came in to see how Festus was.
Matt:"Doc? How's the patient?" He glared at Festus.(6)"Now that I've bet all that I have on you, I'm BROKE!! I thought you said you knew Kararte?!"
Festus sat up in bed, cupped his ear and whispered:"(5)Who has the power to tame a wild wind?"
Matt:"What the HELL does THAT mean?!" Doc explained Festus' head injury.
Festus looked at Matt and for a minute, seemed lucid....."Matthew, I DO know Karate!! I'm SURE I can beat those two hooligans!!"
Matt:" Nope. (1)Fool me once shame on you , fool me twice shame on me."
Matt left the office in a huff, when Festus got delirious again and started yelling something about a guy named Wee William:

"A wop bop a loo bop a lop bam bam."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ayNdjFyk1c

Answer 7

My friend Sue came down with breast cancer and was terminal but, instead of laying down and giving up,she declared that the doctors could be wrong and she is going to fight because that was all she had to hold on to.As the months pasted by my sweet friend put on a vigorous fight and never gave up.Even as her family one by one dropped out of sight and called sometime.She remained steadfast and fought.Thin,frail, fading from life she held on living longer than the doctors said.On a beautiful spring day she died. She was the most courageous person I have ever known as your #7-She lived for the fight when that was all she had.

Answer 8

"You live the fight when its all you got" "'but who has the power to tame the wind?" "Now that I've bet all that I have on you... um I cannot.....

Answer 9

I'll give it some thought, but it will be awhile.