...it seems a big yellow banana was accused of a serious crime, but the details cannot be revealed because the case is on...
a peel....
:-)
HA!
2007-07-14 10:44:22 · 17 answers · asked by Snake Eyes 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Great gag!
You never slipped up on that joke!
He would have gotten away with it, but another banana split on him and the police did some plantain of evidence.
The testimony of a melon, a grape and apeach was dismissed as a cocktail of lies...
Cheers, Steve.
2007-07-14 10:50:39 · answer #1 · answered by Steve J 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Your boyfriend might desire to've filed the police checklist appropriate then and there, because of the fact if he became into particularly harmless he might've had witnesses. you're able to be a tad too late for submitting a can charge now, yet attempt it besides. call your community precinct first and tell them what got here approximately and spot in the event that they are going to do a checklist for you. it is going to back up your declare in small claims courtroom because of the fact which you will might desire to place up the Dental invoice. by utilising the way, it may value a splash greater advantageous than $2,000.00 Did your boyfriend visit an emergency room afterwards? If not, that became into additionally a mistake, now he has no documented evidence for 'evidence' that he became into punched in the face. you particularly have a small claims case right here. it's going to value approximately $25.00 to record the workplace work for small claims. besides the indisputable fact that, your jurisdiction might in basic terms pay as much as $3000.00 mutually as some areas pay as much as $6,000.00 you will possibly desire to to talk to a attorney and record a civil fit for destiny medical costs. The attorney could be additionally in a position to sue your acquaintances sources vendors insurance plans for the damages because of the fact it got here approximately on his sources. There additionally could be a thank you to attach this fool's destiny 'paychecks' till the debt is paid. Small claims will garnish his income, yet like I mentioned, you will possibly desire to to look for suggestion from with an attorney. He can sue sources vendors insurance in the event that they very own the abode. If he's renting, sue the guy's landlord. sturdy success.
2016-09-30 00:14:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not exactly sure but i think it is a serious crime cause slippiing on a banana peel can enjure someone
2007-07-14 11:43:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The slippery decision of the judge might be a slope decision so I know how you peel (feel).
2007-07-14 22:54:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao you daft head youve made me split !!!!!
post millions of qs cos im off to bed and no1 funny is on in the morning i'll look you up nighty nighty hun xx
2007-07-14 10:49:59 · answer #5 · answered by bullbusbutt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not a bad joke.you taking me for a banana.
2007-07-14 11:28:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The orange & lemon had a zest for life?
2007-07-14 10:57:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Split decision from the jury then eh !!xx
2007-07-14 10:49:01 · answer #8 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Core!
2007-07-14 11:01:05 · answer #9 · answered by cherrycheesecake 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i bet they'll squash the case
2007-07-14 10:50:46 · answer #10 · answered by panda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋