But I don't have teeth what should I do, please help me?
2007-07-14 09:10:49 · 38 answers · asked by Ivan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ooooh! I have a thing for OLDER men! I wanna give u a great BIG cyberspace HUG!!! oooooooo Ooop! Don't wanna break a bone there Tex! Picture this...You and me, just layin' around on your hopital bed drinking prune juice...me dressed only in my birthday suit, you in your orthopedic shoes....I'll feed you bread soaked chips one by one, while you slowwwwly gum them...................................................................
2007-07-14 09:41:09 · answer #1 · answered by zen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Food processor!! False teeth? By the way, 110 yrs old? If this is true, you had better lay off the fried stuff! lol
2007-07-14 09:15:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make a potato crisp milkshake.
C'mon, man, come up with something better.
2007-07-14 09:13:25 · answer #3 · answered by eight_ball8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, if i was a hundred and ten i probably would be very senile and would probably forget what a potatoe was let alone a potatoe chip. Luckily im only a hundred and nine so i dont have to worry.
2007-07-14 09:16:01 · answer #4 · answered by Gunmetal Grey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unhinge your jaw and engorge the entire bag of potato crisps, like an anaconda.
2007-07-14 09:13:30 · answer #5 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Presenting Ronco Crisp masticator for those of use who no longer have efficient chewing equipment. Only £19.99+p&p.
2007-07-14 09:14:19 · answer #6 · answered by Del Piero 10 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure they sell potato chip baby food somewhere.
Or try a food processor.
2007-07-14 09:14:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure you're not 4 like it says on you're other question? Besides I know you're faking beacause the age record for a human is like 104.
2007-07-14 09:25:45 · answer #8 · answered by DAN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow I'm 210 years old and I eat rocks
2007-07-14 09:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by Gia 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
try breaking up the potato chip with your hands first and then just suck on it in your mouth and it will get a little soggy and then you will be able to swallow it.
2007-07-14 09:14:43 · answer #10 · answered by jclyons95 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋