2007-07-14 09:05:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
tuty i am sorry if me being turned on by food bothers you
solidshrimp, try it on a piece of chicken, its more fun.
2007-07-14 09:11:03 · update #1
oh wow Tuty you are turning me on....right now i just want to find you and make you......bake me some cookies!
and webby can make me whatever dish she was talking about
and Smutty your girlfriend can bring me some peaches to my place
2007-07-14 12:45:55 · update #2
LOL you sound like a mafjoo3 right now
who the hell sits there talkin dirty to food??
man i can see you now...
"ooohh fresh cookies....I want you inside me..ooh u smeellll so delicious....let me have a little nibble...mister cake doesnt have to know.....let me dip you in this sweet, creamy milk.....wow you are soo wett...i cant resisit..."
EDiT: hahahahahaha @ all these answers!!
2007-07-14 09:07:35 · answer #1 · answered by ABANDONED 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you talk to the school counselors does not mean your mother will go to jail. She needs help and they can get help for her. She needs professional help and so do you. They can help both of you get the help you need. I know you love your mother very much and want no trouble for her and this is one way you can help her. Your mother does love you and is doing what she thinks is best for you. What she does not know is just how much damage she is doing to you mentally. What she is doing can effect you the rest of your life and how you may end up treating your children in the feature. Or maybe you not wanting to have any children. I know this is a big step for you but it is one you must think about and take. I hope you give this some very serious thought and make the right choice. As a father, grand father and great grand father, I can feel your emotions very deep. Good Luck and may God be with you.
2016-05-17 21:22:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I don't find it easy to talk dirty to food. I feel that the dirty thoughts and feeling will be later digested. I rather find a poster of JLo before the food. But, why not, a person.
2007-07-14 09:10:46 · answer #3 · answered by Al 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I dont find food responsive, apart from bananas. I prefer animals. However don't try it with Tigers, I once offered one a BJ and it bit my arm off.
2007-07-14 09:09:21 · answer #4 · answered by Ermintrude Rissole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah , well I guess you'll not get a disappointing knock back so if you're afraid of rejection you just go ahead & see if you can make out with your falafel sandwich !
2007-07-14 23:08:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can see you looking at a sa7en mjaddara going: "come to papa...yeah....."
As for me, I sometimes talk to the dirty dishes, I tell them to find a way to clean themselves while I'm on Y/A.
does it count?
2007-07-14 11:02:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Or fruit to be more specific. I am particularly fond of peaches and melons.
"O ye juicy peach how I love thy divine juice dripping on me"
2007-07-14 09:12:04 · answer #7 · answered by Smutty 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I never talk dirty, that would be flawfull, I am Flawless. And if you talk to your food, you have way too much free time, dawg. Foshizzle.
2007-07-14 09:55:32 · answer #8 · answered by Hot Coco Puff 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely! Just today I told my coke how the bubbles turned me on! ;) hehehe..funny question!
2007-07-14 09:08:15 · answer #9 · answered by CAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer to beat up my food, since green beans don't fight back.
2007-07-14 09:09:01 · answer #10 · answered by solidshrimp 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋