you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
So how had your day been?
2007-07-14 08:57:14 · 17 answers · asked by MomToDavid 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I knew it was going to be a bad day when I reached for the door and it wasn't there. It was a jar. How did that happen?
2007-07-15 07:59:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I kind of figured that it would be.
When I went to jump out of bed, I realized it wasn't mine. Looking around in a daze, I realized it was my ex-wife's bedroom. With a pounding heart I looked at the figure under the covers. I begged God to please not let it be true. A guttural snore then came from the inert body. Only confirming my worst fears.
In a panic, I grabbed what I could find of my clothes and ran screaming into the dawn. Not caring at all that I was nude until I was forcibly stopped by the police, taken to jail and subjected to a vile cavity search.
I was able to make bail and have returned to my quiet abode.
Unfortunatly, I have no idea where my car is. Oh well, it was almost out of gas anyway.
No more martinis for me. At least not with my ex-wife.
2007-07-14 16:14:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I got out of bed this morning the floor was there, but I tripped over a toy and fell on my face and hit my head on the little table here, yep the day is all wrong!!!
2007-07-14 16:03:18 · answer #3 · answered by Flying w/ scissors 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know it's going to be a bad day when you put your bra on backwards........and it fits better.
Well it's 6am here in Oz so my day has just started. I have been violently ill for last 3 days (self-inflicted) and haven't been able to keep anything down except for this glass of water so far.
At least I've got something to look forward to I guess!!!
2007-07-14 16:09:01 · answer #4 · answered by Sparky5115 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. How do you miss the floor? Isn't it like . . . all around you?
My day's been suckish so far. It's over one hundred degrees and blindingly sunny where I live, and I've had to work outside all day. I'm on my break right now.
2007-07-14 16:02:55 · answer #5 · answered by Hailey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My day has been great. But one thing I gotta say, never say it's going to be a bad day. I was told you can always start your day over and I live by that.
2007-07-14 16:49:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe I didn't miss the floor. I did miss a few things, like peace and quiet. My husband is home...first Saturday he's had off in forever, and I don't like it.
2007-07-14 16:29:22 · answer #7 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never have enough energy to jump out of bed.
It's been good
2007-07-14 16:01:12 · answer #8 · answered by llllarry1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was doing good,but my ac went out again
so i call my landlord and hopefully someone
comes over here soon.
2007-07-14 16:01:27 · answer #9 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good, got alot o'housework done, the hub cut the lawn
2007-07-14 16:00:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋