Mine was . . . . "My Cat peed on my notebook and desolved the ink on the papers!
NO! It didn't work!
2007-07-14 08:49:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
PMS
2007-07-14 08:51:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My best excuse I didn't plan out or even have to explain. I was shot and I had my doctor call my boss and tell him I wouldn't be in for a couple days.
I was STILL asked to produce a documentation and a doctors note saying I was able to return to work.
2007-07-14 15:53:47 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good question!! Think about it more seriously whilst making pancakes...
Recipe
Serve these pancakes with butter and syrup.
INGREDIENTS:
2 cups all-purpose flour, stirred or sifted before measuring
2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 egg, slightly beaten
1 1/2 cups milk
2 tablespoons melted butter
PREPARATION:
Sift together flour, baking powder, and salt. In a separate bowl, combine egg and milk; add to flour mixture, stirring only until smooth. Blend in melted butter. Cook on a hot, greased griddle, using about 1/4 cup of batter for each pancake. Cook until brown on one side and around edge; turn and brown the other side. Recipe for pancakes serves 4.
2007-07-14 15:52:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
omg this one worked on my teacher i couldnt do my work because my cousin slammed my hand in the door last night and i couldnt write haha it was amazing i didnt have to do homework for 3 days loved that teacher lol
2007-07-14 15:54:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in the bathroom
it works besides for school homework
2007-07-14 15:53:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Sorry I'm late, boss, but I'm just so focused on helping people on YA and making this world a better place, that I forgot about the time!"
2007-07-14 21:26:18 · answer #6 · answered by Helen the Hellion 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My best excuse for not going to school last week was because I was depressed.
2007-07-14 15:52:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was speeding, and this cop got me and i said "ohh you see well my wife was with this cop last night, and i thought you wanted to give her back... so i tried to go faster, to escape from her" lol he just laughed and said, "I'm going to let you off with a warning this time, just don't let me catch you again"
2007-07-14 15:54:08 · answer #8 · answered by Prada Marfa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i threw up during the night and my stomache hurts.
to get out of tutorings.
2007-07-14 15:52:51 · answer #9 · answered by BlahBlah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe tummy ache. It always worked with maman!
2007-07-14 16:24:59 · answer #10 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, George Bush was voted most brilliant man of all times so i was sick.
2007-07-14 15:54:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋