Hmm lets take a look at where we have looked for him so far.
We've looked in the desert.
We've looked under water.
We've looked in the mountains.
We've looked in caves.
We've looked in space.
We've looked in the woods.
We've looked everywhere for Osama, but there is one place we AREN'T looking for Osama.
And just to think he is probably laughing about it too.
We haven't looked around the United States closely enough for Osama. I mean isn't his niece a millionaire model here in the US? That makes them family no matter what you paper pushers say. My guess is Osama is right here in the United States living like a "Lizard King" off of his nieces money. Heck, Osama is probably in a Hollywood costume holding up signs that say "BUSH FOR 2008". Heck, Osama probably runs with the Bush supporters and even does protests. Look for Osama where you don't think he would be. Maybe we can find a clue there. We know where he isn't so lets try looking where we don't think he would be.
2007-07-14 07:47:08 · 13 answers · asked by Joann Foxx 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Ask Bush and his family, they are friends and business associates with Bin Laden's family. Bush even pulled the strings to allow the Bin Laden family clearance to fly out of the United States after 9/11, while ALL planes were supposed to be grounded.
2007-07-14 08:28:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to the guys giving the National Intelligence Estimate the other day, Osama and al Qaeda is being protected by tribal groups in the "ungoverned areas of Pakistan". Apparently they know he's there but for some reason they aren't going there to get him. Yeah, I thought that sounded kinda odd, too.
But we should all know by now that Osama has been dead for years and al Qaeda is a silly fairytale.
2007-07-14 15:01:16 · answer #2 · answered by pr0ph3t1cl1v1ty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only time we hear from him is shortly after Bill Clinton makes himself known to the media again.
I think they're swapping doobies and taking sax lessons together down in New Orleans while taking in the sites of reconstruction.
2007-07-14 14:56:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well first of all I am a total retard so I have to disagree with your hinting that Osama is in the United States.
Again, I am a total moron so I disagree.
KKTHX!!
2007-07-14 14:50:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
See I don't believe we are looking for him. Some think he is dead. I don't. If he were dead they could make him a martyr for the cause. I heard he was having some kidney problems that required dialysis. If this is true than finding him wouldn't be a problem.
2007-07-14 15:12:06 · answer #5 · answered by gone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a cool write-up. He's been in Pakistan ever since US bombed Afghanistan and has been protected very well by the ISI.
2007-07-14 15:22:32 · answer #6 · answered by The ROCK 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably, with his friends in Saudi Arabia, Florida, or California.
2007-07-14 14:51:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's with Waldo and Carmen San Diego. They're on vacation.
2007-07-14 14:53:56 · answer #8 · answered by pixieq4tay 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In Iran.
or in Venezuela
2007-07-14 14:49:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably on the same place where Hitler is or in Bush's basement,lol
2007-07-14 15:27:44 · answer #10 · answered by Ivan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋