2007-07-14 07:27:53 · 29 answers · asked by Tut Uncommon 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That horn that says aROOOOOga! Either that, or one from an 18-wheeler. Oh, yeaaah! That'll do it!
2007-07-14 07:31:17 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Instead of honking the horn, there would be a plate on my dash with buttons numbered from 1 to 20 which would enable me to select an appropriate demand or statement appropriate for the circumstance or situation. Each message would be a recording of a Marine drill sergeant's voice. Here is a list of them:
1. "Pedal to the metal! The light turned green!"
2. "Pull over to the shoulder! Read your driver's manual!"
3. "Put it in forward! You've got it in reverse!"
4. "Back out of that parking spot now!"
5. "Go back and pick up that trash you just threw out the window!"
6. "Gross polluter, I've written down your license plate number!"
7. "Learn how to drive you idiot!"
8. "Where did you get that hunk of junk?"
9. "Put your seat belt on you retard!"
10. "Your registration sticker is expired!"
11. "You should have stayed home today!"
12. "Hey you! Do you always drive like an idiot?"
13. "Get the hell outta my way!"
14. "How did you get your driver's license renewed?"
15. "If you don't come and get in the car right now I'm leaving you here!"
16. "It's a good thing everybody doesn't drive like you!"
17. "Have a nice day too you freak!"
18. "You don't know who you're messing with!"
19. "I'm on parole so don't even think about it!"
20. "This is the passing lane you idiot!"
2007-07-14 14:46:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I want mine to sound like a Howitzer - you'll get out of the way if you think you're being fired on with live ammunition. I also want a flame thrower, and a cow catcher on the front so they jaywalkers don't get stuck under my car.
2007-07-14 15:33:47 · answer #3 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have always wanted a cool sound. I want the General Lee song mostly, though.
2007-07-14 15:49:42 · answer #4 · answered by awesomeredhead 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want one of those old horns that go "Eeooga!" My poor little horn now sounds like the Roadrunner. "Meep Meep!'
2007-07-14 14:31:55 · answer #5 · answered by philyra2 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Godfather movie theme.
2007-07-14 14:32:16 · answer #6 · answered by Chico Escuela aka Rob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it became a common thing, I'd have my car make a German Shepherd bark! That would be fun.
2007-07-14 14:32:18 · answer #7 · answered by Cam1051Sec 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Either the transformers sounds when they transform or a loud voice of "GET THE HELL OUTTA THE WAY!"
2007-07-14 14:31:13 · answer #8 · answered by Spark of Insanity 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That old car sound one-
"ooga ooga!"
LOL
Also love that Florida Driving comment there.
2007-07-14 15:08:34 · answer #9 · answered by ElectricianMan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Queen's We Will Rock You
2007-07-14 14:32:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋