Once when I was 5 I had a friend over and we were on top of they play house thing keeping the "bad guys" away. I had a brilliant idea we found these boards that had rusty nails sticking out from them in front of the play house so the "bad guys" would step on them if they came near us. So my dad comes out and I jump off the play house. The rusty nail goes straight through my foot. It hurt like hell, but the story is pretty funny!
Oh and another one, me and my friends were on her wooden swingeing chair, we were playing a game where you swing it back and forth really hard and fast and then you jump one at a time and the chair broke and we all fell.
Another I was at a party on there really old swing set, I was on this thing there you can have 2 people on the sides going back and forth well I was on there alone swinging (lol) and the BAM I'm on the floor, I broke it!
2007-07-14 06:44:39
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answered by Anonymous
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hmmmmm yeah all the time. I'm known that. I was in the store 1 day and I was about to go out the door but the glass was so clean I ran right into it. I didn't even see that coming. It was soooo funny!
2007-07-14 06:43:26
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answered by I can only be me 4
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Really really stupid. My youngest had missed his ride to High School again and I was dropping him off. I just out of the blue said,"Your Father and I are thinking about getting a divorce." Not only stupid but uncaring and self-centered.
2007-07-14 06:42:59
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't think so. My brother has, though...
We were visiting our grandparents, and he was using the bike they keep in storage. In Colorado Springs, you know how some of the houses are put on hills that curve all the way down? My brother went down one on a bike with no hands. He used a mailbox for brakes and was thrown into a bush. We laughed about that one for years.
Also I was in Kindergarden once and had to tell my teacher I had pink eye, but I didn't get to before class and we were finding out who got what for lunch. She would call out their names and when she got to me I said ' I'm a lunchbox and I have pink eye!' No one ever forgot that one. I was only a kid! :-P
2007-07-14 06:46:37
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answered by Anonymous
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lol something like that happened to me a few years ago. i was in the Philippines and i was sitting on a bench. i was busy playing with my sister and i didn't know i was by the egde so i put my hand on the side where there was no bench right? and suddenly i did a cartwheel! i was like wth?!? how did i do that!! omg... we couldn't stop laughing that time. X]] it was so funny!!
2007-07-14 06:44:02
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answered by Anonymous
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Many, many times.
More on the stupid part.
One time I called Europe a country.
When I was little, I tried hatching eggs by playing them under my pillow. They kept disappearing before I realized they all rolled off the bed and smashed against the wall.
2007-07-14 06:42:41
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answered by kagnomi 4
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You could never have been stupid, stupid like me coming to this planet. I can only say, it is for certain that when I go up in smoke, hope the sheet heads like the fire back to where I came from. Don't know how I could be more American, if I was here at all.
2007-07-14 07:35:00
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answered by LuckyLilTroll2U 4
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me and my wife and my best Friend and his wife were out driving.. and well there was this lady on the side walk. and for some reason my Friend and i thought it would be funny to drive up on the side walk and drive behind the lady and bark like a dog.. we laughed and laughed at the time but for the last 43 yrs i still don't know why we did it.. and it never has been funny again
2007-07-14 07:27:42
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answered by jackie 4
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Yes...
I tried to jump a huge mud puddle with my motorcycle, however, I was a bit short on landing and wiped out in the mud. I was covered in mud and yes at first I was ticked off, but my friends helped to make a messy situation funny and we laughed, at my expense of course. :)
2007-07-14 06:45:46
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answered by deiracefan_219 5
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I had to stand up & do a speech in front of the entire secondary school about Catholics & Protestants, but as soon as I tried to say the word 'protestants' I came out with 'prostitutes'
Apparently, "The fight was between the Catholics and prostistutes."
D:
2007-07-14 06:42:05
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answered by SPIDER FINGERS is not a princess 6
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