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If God had a sense of humor would it explain everything?

P.S. My spellchecker's not here!!!WHY??? how will i know if i have missspelingz?

2007-07-14 06:13:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

12 answers

Anytime you ever roll your eyes up to Heaven and declare "I will never....." keep in mind that God looks back and says, "Wanna bet?"
I have sworn I would never date a short man. Married a 5'2" man and had the best years of my life before he died.
I have sworn I would never grow up in Ohio. Lived in other states many times and yet still here in Ohio.
Swore I would never marry. Done it three times.
Swore that I would never be a nurse, teacher or secretary. Made good money at all three professions.
Swore that I would die of embarrassment before I ever asked some charity for a hand-out because I was homeless. No, I didn't.

God and I are anxiously awaiting the next promise.

2007-07-14 06:25:53 · answer #1 · answered by Jess 7 · 1 0

God has to have a sence of humor. Take a look around once in awhile.

2007-07-14 13:16:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

It would explain a lot. Like why someone invented Yahoo Answers.

P.S. Sorry about the spell check.

2007-07-14 13:16:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

God does have a sense of humor...haven't u heard that.....and what r u talkin about?

2007-07-14 13:15:19 · answer #4 · answered by basia=] 2 · 1 1

spell checker almost never works on questions
slap stick humor

2007-07-14 13:19:43 · answer #5 · answered by ditdit 6 · 1 1

Everything except George W. Bush....

2007-07-14 13:15:53 · answer #6 · answered by Nicktacular 3 · 2 2

yes.. he does have a sense of humor...

come & have a look at me... lol

2007-07-14 13:19:32 · answer #7 · answered by oye !! 4 · 1 1

Probably

2007-07-14 13:16:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

yer spelchekr loooks fyn to mee. firzt, you halv to define who 'god' iz...

2007-07-14 13:16:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

no but if cheese could laugh it would!!

2007-07-14 13:14:42 · answer #10 · answered by FireAngel 3 · 4 0

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