Anytime you ever roll your eyes up to Heaven and declare "I will never....." keep in mind that God looks back and says, "Wanna bet?"
I have sworn I would never date a short man. Married a 5'2" man and had the best years of my life before he died.
I have sworn I would never grow up in Ohio. Lived in other states many times and yet still here in Ohio.
Swore I would never marry. Done it three times.
Swore that I would never be a nurse, teacher or secretary. Made good money at all three professions.
Swore that I would die of embarrassment before I ever asked some charity for a hand-out because I was homeless. No, I didn't.
God and I are anxiously awaiting the next promise.
2007-07-14 06:25:53
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answered by Jess 7
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God has to have a sence of humor. Take a look around once in awhile.
2007-07-14 13:16:45
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answered by Anonymous
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It would explain a lot. Like why someone invented Yahoo Answers.
P.S. Sorry about the spell check.
2007-07-14 13:16:35
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answered by Anonymous
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God does have a sense of humor...haven't u heard that.....and what r u talkin about?
2007-07-14 13:15:19
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answered by basia=] 2
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spell checker almost never works on questions
slap stick humor
2007-07-14 13:19:43
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answered by ditdit 6
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Everything except George W. Bush....
2007-07-14 13:15:53
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answered by Nicktacular 3
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yes.. he does have a sense of humor...
come & have a look at me... lol
2007-07-14 13:19:32
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answered by oye !! 4
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Probably
2007-07-14 13:16:12
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answered by Anonymous
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yer spelchekr loooks fyn to mee. firzt, you halv to define who 'god' iz...
2007-07-14 13:16:06
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answered by Anonymous
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no but if cheese could laugh it would!!
2007-07-14 13:14:42
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answered by FireAngel 3
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