I poured an orange julius into my Caesar salad and now I have an orange Julius Caesar salad.?

Question

It isn't terrible, but it does taste a little odd. Should I praise it or bury it?

Answer 1

I always say, When in romaine, do as the romaines do.
Friends, Romaines, croutons, lend me your salad tongs;
I come to devour Caesar, not to bury it.
The eating that men do lives after them,
The good is oft passed as gas from their bellies;
So let it be with Caesar.
The noble Chef Hath told you Caesar with Orange was ambitious;
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer'd it.
Here, under leave of watercress,--
For the Chef is an honorable man;
So are they all, all honorable men,--
Come I to speak in the Food court.
It was my invention, faithful and just to me:
But the Chef says I was ambitious;
And the Chef is an honorable man.
I have wrought many salads out of Romaine and orange,
Whose croutons did the general Salad bowl fill:
Did this in myself seem ambitious?
When that the hungry have cried, Caesar hath filled them;
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet The Chef says I was ambitious;
And The Chef is an honorable man.
You all did see that on the Lupercalia
He thrice presented me a Golden bowl of Salad,
Which I did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet The Chef says I was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honorable man.
I speak not to disprove what The Chef spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love Caesar Salad once, not without Citrus:
What cause withholds you then to enjoy this taste?
O judgment, thou art fed to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the Trash bin there with my Caesar Salad,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

No disrespect intended to the Great Bard of Avon

Source(s):
The Lupercalia was an annual very ancient, possibly pre-Roman pastoral festival, held on February 15 to honor Faunus, god of fertility and forests.

Heehee, worked the first time, LOL

Answer 2

Yes, I think that you would have an Orange Julius Caesar salad. :-)

Answer 3

Is the OJulius frothy... that might not be good on salad.

Oh, I get it... Julius Caesar S-al ...ad..

Oh, yeah, that is good. Love it!

Answer 4

If it tasted good it should be interred, not praised , as oft is the case...

Answer 5

I think you should bury it. Very clever pun, I like it!

Answer 6

Praise. I would

Answer 7

Time now to go for a ROME and walk it off.

Don't leave it too LATIN the day though.

ITALYa go now.

Answer 8

a very smart use of words

Answer 9

Strawberry's better.

Answer 10

eat it!