After a few days of living in this paradise, one morning the chief calls them before him and says "One of you has defiled my daughter which one of you was it?"
Being lifelong friends they look at each other but refuse to say and getting annoyed at this the Chief says " Ok I will punish you all in a manner befitting your standing" so he goes to the first man and askes him what his job was to which he replies "I was a fireman" at this he signals and four tribesmen grab the man tie him down and burn his thingy off.
The Chief goes to the second man and askes him what his job to which he replies that he was a Surgeon again he is tied down and has his bit cut off.
Then the Chief turns to the third man and askes him and is a little surprised to see a big grin come across his face so he asks him why he's so happy hadn't he seen what happened to his friends, to which the man replied "I sell Lollipops"
2007-07-13
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