"I was a Sub-Editor" replies the man.
"Well, look forward to a promotion." replies the Cannibal, "You're about to become an Editor-in-Chief."
2007-07-13 22:31:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, hope it was some one from the sun..
2007-07-13 22:34:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
An apple a day may very well keep the doctor away, but apparently not the cannibal. The berry was better and had the prisoner not laughed, only 2 more and his butt would have been full. Although the pineapple is a very well-known symbol of warm and gracious Hospitality, Even half of one up the third prisoner's butt is certain to result in the last and most painful fatality !! I NEVER HEARD YOUR JOKE BEFORE, SO IT WAS REFRESHINGLY FUNNY AND INSPIRATIONAL, AS YOU CAN SEE FROM MY ABOVE POEM!! THANKS FOR A GOOD LAUGH!!
2016-05-17 09:08:39 · answer #2 · answered by celeste 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!! :-) Guess what I went shop pin with my family and while waiting for the lift I randomly suggested that I would tell a joke and I told them the one about the paws and pause and in the end I was the one cracking up the loudest and when the lift finally came I just kept on laughing even though the people were staring at me!! :-) lol!! Give me more jokes!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeease!! :-)
Thank you! :-)
2007-07-14 06:25:30 · answer #3 · answered by KT_(Kritty) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got a giggle, out of it!
I do have ONE PROBLEM, with the previous answerer, though! She describes the S*N as a NEWSPAPER!
Please, try NOT to make that mistake again! Using THAT word, - NEWSPAPER, - to described such RUBBISH, really OUGHT to be against the law!
2007-07-13 22:39:00 · answer #4 · answered by Spike 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This joke would be deeply offensive to anyone whose ancestors were cannibals and should be removed to the adult section.
2007-07-13 22:49:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
cutebut the other cannibal joke was better (jungle one)
2007-07-14 08:04:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-13 23:44:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck! Oh, My God! That was abhorrently funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Star for you!!!
2007-07-15 21:08:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is FUNNY I will tell everyone that joke
2007-07-13 22:35:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it...??sorry, am I dumb?
2007-07-14 00:27:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋