Accidents in the UK home for 1996: 343 injured putting on their socks; 112 hurt reading a newspaper; 41 hospitalised by marbles; 34 hurt by cardboard; 12 hosipitalised by paperclips; 11 accidents involving bathroom scales; 6 hurt using talcom powder; 2 hurt by tea cosys.
On average, in the UK per year:
488 people are injured by zips;
3,078 people are injured by slippers;
315 people are injured by photo frames;
and 70,000 are injured by dogs.
hope you liked these, please star if you found funny, or made you giggle or smile! thanks xxx
2007-07-13 22:05:30 · 12 answers · asked by lalala 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes they are good ones. Here are some more to add to your collection and have a star as well.
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The penguin is the only bird that can swim but not fly?
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A goldfish can live up to 40 years.
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The tip of a 1/3 inch long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph
Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!
2007-07-13 22:38:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks a lot for making me smile :) How on earth can so many people be injured by photo frames???
2007-07-13 22:21:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I donot think this is funny, but am getting very worried about what kind of people live in this world!
lol.....maybe when they were handing out brains, they were out playing ball! (if they didn't hurt themselves with the ball).....
2007-07-14 00:55:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-15 05:02:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
talcum powder how do you hurt yourself wid that snort it lol
2007-07-14 02:56:45 · answer #5 · answered by Quinn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How can you injure yourself reading the paper????? lol
2007-07-13 22:09:47 · answer #6 · answered by Stooky 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
that was funny :D
i am never gonna read the paper again.. lol
2007-07-13 22:28:46 · answer #7 · answered by Kumi S 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao thats great
2016-04-01 03:43:27 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha O.K star for you.
2007-07-13 22:10:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-14 05:08:07 · answer #10 · answered by *sweety pie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋