A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet".
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says "There is nothing wrong with them!"
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?
2007-07-13 21:54:10 · 10 answers · asked by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have heard it before! Absolutely freakin’ Brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-07-14 09:05:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
humorous comedian tale, yet although... have any of you ever tried to hearken to what somebody is asserting via an oxygen mask, and over the sound of the concentrator? each and every each and every now and then this is merely about impossible. additionally... get requests many times approximately how issues look in places sufferers won't be able to work out themselves. i've got been asked stranger questions.
2016-10-01 14:16:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that was very funny indeed.lol. A star for you my friend.
2007-07-13 22:02:56 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funni have a star
2007-07-14 07:59:24 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Gamergurl♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star from me
2007-07-13 22:00:33 · answer #5 · answered by George G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
super one!!!!
a star for u
2007-07-13 21:57:30 · answer #6 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one....funny, funny!!!
2007-07-13 21:57:53 · answer #7 · answered by OddDuck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh god that was too funny!
i peed my pants!
LOL
hahahahahahaha!
2007-07-13 22:17:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome!!!
poor nurse.. lol.
2007-07-14 18:17:22 · answer #9 · answered by moonlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:D Love it!
2007-07-15 01:58:46 · answer #10 · answered by gymnastics~is~life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋