When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.
Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.
In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.
You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
You can catch a fish on a 20-cent night crawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.
Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
2007-07-13 21:51:20 · 6 answers · asked by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are so right my friend. This is coming from a woman[me].Not all women are the same though, are they. I'm not like that. You don't have to spend too much money on me my friend. lol.
2007-07-13 22:07:01 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one thing you forgot fish dont want to marry you after you have had sex with them ha ha ha
2007-07-14 05:06:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool man*****.i think ur girl loves ur fish...is urs a fish or a shark ? dont tell me its a tadpole ....ha ha ha !!!
2007-07-14 05:01:26 · answer #3 · answered by shabev 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! Those were so mirthful! LMFAO!!!
2007-07-14 16:03:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice.
2007-07-15 01:16:06 · answer #5 · answered by moonlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really enjoyed that! Thanks for posting it.
2007-07-14 04:59:06 · answer #6 · answered by C J 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋