There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their death. Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later. At the séance, she called out, "John, John, this is Martha. Do you hear me?" A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes Martha, this is John. I can hear you." Martha tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like where you are?" "It's great. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time, the grass is so green and the cows have such beautiful eyes." "What do you do all day?" asked Martha. "Well, Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, and there's nothing but making love until noon. After lunch, we nap until two and then make love again until about five. After dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep about 11 p.m." Martha was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what heaven really is like?" "Heaven? I'm not in heaven, Martha." "Well, then, where are you?" "I'm a bull in Montana."
2007-07-13 21:24:56 · 13 answers · asked by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that gets a spiritual star (that I reincanated from a nova)
2007-07-13 21:38:03 · answer #1 · answered by George G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heavenly Bull
2007-07-13 21:29:36 · answer #2 · answered by Ev!lOnE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
merely decide for it :) the worst that ought to ensue is that he does not such as you back yet merely ask him if he desires to attraction to close out some time. this is no longer the tip of the international if he does not such as you back even though it style of sounds like he's an exceptional high quality guy and doubtless does such as you :) solid success!
2016-10-01 14:15:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rotflmfao!
2007-07-15 01:30:59 · answer #4 · answered by gymnastics~is~life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"WOW!" What a lovely joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I just loved it. Name it, 'The Lovers Promise' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-07-14 08:33:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-07-15 05:13:13 · answer #6 · answered by @m@nd@ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe 'the lost lover'???
just kidding.. lol.
2007-07-14 18:20:02 · answer #7 · answered by moonlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"bullshitting bull".....i hope its not u!
2007-07-13 23:41:45 · answer #8 · answered by Manoj D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats real bullshit
2007-07-13 21:35:52 · answer #9 · answered by derrick_online2030 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-14 06:21:38 · answer #10 · answered by chinky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋