A Talking Cow . . . . . ?

Question

A salesman is driving down a back country road when his car breaks down. He gets out, opens the hood and looks for the problem.

Suddenly, behind him, he hears a deep voice say,"It's the carburetor!". He looks around and sees only a cow standing by the fence. Turning around and examining the engine again, he hears the same deep voice say, "It's the carburetor!".

He turns and asks the cow, "Did you say something?" The cow replies, " Yup, it's the carburetor!"

The man runs, terrified, to the next town and sees an old man rocking on a porch of a gas station. He tells the old man about the talking cow.

The old man asks," Was it a black and white cow with one crooked horn?" The salesman says, "Yes, it was!!"

The old man says, "Well, you can ignore her. She just thinks she knows about carburetors . . . her specialty is brakes!"

Answer 1

The salesman goes to the cow and demands "why did you say carburetor without knowing ?
"Who says so?" demanded the cow "is he the old man at the gas station?
" Yes" answered the salesman.
"Ignore him" said the cow , "he thinks he can repair cars, but he is a vet and I filed a malpractice suit against him."

Answer 2

ha ha nice one indeed

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.

Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last!

As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"

"Don't worry." said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"

Answer 3

hehe....

Answer 4

lol?