not me though
but how would you want to? If it was me I would want to go on a battlefield weilding a salami dressed as Dr. Frank-N-Furter in Rocky Horror Picture Show!
2007-07-13 14:33:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i would like to die in a really interesting and bizare way, like spontaneus combustion, or an acme anvil falling on my head.
it would be a talking point at my funeral, and i'd like to think people were sitting there trying desperatly not to laugh as i was put into the old oven. I'd like to think that my dying act was to put the "fun" into funeral.
2007-07-13 15:51:34 · answer #1 · answered by clare 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
If I had to die.....I wouldn't mind if I the situation was right.
I demand a time portal so I could travel to feudal Japan. I'd also have to know and be able to speak the Japanese of the time. Only a relatively peaceful time would do. Then, after about a week of traipsing around Kyoto or such, I'd commit sepuku, as long as I had a second to lop off my head...can't have it hurting, now can I?
Oh and, being immortalized after my death would be nice too. Like, with a statue or something... ^_^
Only if my demands are met shall I die!!!!!
2007-07-13 21:40:35 · answer #2 · answered by Irrelevant Obsession 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes I am... all things are impermanent, however may I suggest you choose a less horrifying venue to shuffle off this mortal coil than a battlefield? Something like a nice harem with servants meeting your every whim? Or maybe a Buddhist monastery where monks chant you into a auspicious rebirth... feh... choose, but choose wisely.
_()_
2007-07-13 21:52:15 · answer #3 · answered by vinslave 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Psssst! You are going to die too. You have an automatic death sentence the minute you breathe your first breath. Each life given will end in death. Whether you're dressed as Dr. Frankenfurther or Little Bo Peep, you're gonna die.
2007-07-13 21:56:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know, but I would just like to see a battlefield of men dressed like Frank'n'furter wrestling in tapioca for the prize of my affections. I get to lick the winner clean, then I could die happy. Gotta love those fishnets! ;)
2007-07-13 21:45:52 · answer #5 · answered by s1sm00n 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I plan on dying in bed at 90.
Shot by the jealous husband of a satisfied teen-aged bride.
2007-07-13 21:56:50 · answer #6 · answered by Grey Raven 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Painlessly in my sleep, at an old age, and because of natural causes. I would like to have had closure with my friends and family, and be at peace with God.
God bless!
2007-07-13 21:41:45 · answer #7 · answered by Kiwi 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sir! theres a third brother! a third? where? we found him on the battlefield with a salami in his.....well, id rather not say. damn this war!!!!!!
2007-07-13 21:41:18 · answer #8 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I will, with ranch and Chicken Selects
2007-07-13 21:50:15 · answer #9 · answered by Please, send me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In my sleep, completely painlessly and oblivious to the fact
2007-07-13 21:39:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋