... one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
2007-07-13 14:11:49 · 13 answers · asked by Bad Kitty! 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA! Oh my Gosh, that is freakin' hilarious! I never heard that one. That's funny.
Good joke.
=D
2007-07-13 14:19:53 · answer #1 · answered by -e.j- 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am still laughing 11/10
2007-07-13 22:02:15 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-13 21:14:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was mean, but it was funny! Weren't very good friends after all were they? LMAO! Glad I wasn't HIS friend.
2007-07-14 23:42:20 · answer #4 · answered by pixeydust77 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say hang up the phone, and get a new job.
2007-07-13 21:36:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! Was his name Dick Cheney?
2007-07-13 21:17:05 · answer #6 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice thats realy cute
2007-07-13 21:40:17 · answer #7 · answered by steaminhottatertot5678 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i swear that made my jaw drop!
how can anyone be so stupid!!
great joke!!!
have a star!!
2007-07-13 21:20:49 · answer #8 · answered by maniac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! slack! but lol thats so dumbly funny it made me laugh
LOL LOL LOL
2007-07-13 22:38:09 · answer #9 · answered by Robin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao i love it
:D
a star for you
:)
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2007-07-13 21:23:09 · answer #10 · answered by rachel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋