"Hello?"
"Hi honey
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause,
Daddy says,
"But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do,and he's upstairs in the room
with Mommy, right now."
Brief Pause.
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy,just a minute." -adding more details
2007-07-13 13:03:07 · 29 answers · asked by Darien 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared,jumped out of bed with no
clothes on and ran around screaming.Then she tripped over the rug, hit
her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was
all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming
pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week
to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
***Long Pause***
Then Daddy says,
Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?
2007-07-13 13:03:26 · update #1
Heh, heh, it was the neighbour's house, right? lol :D
2007-07-14 05:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-13 20:12:13 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!!! Never heard a joke like that in a long time good one
2007-07-13 20:07:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude I did this joke 2 days ago
2007-07-13 20:06:15 · answer #4 · answered by Steven T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats a shocker all i can say is wow but its a good joke
2007-07-13 20:19:57 · answer #5 · answered by Gaby M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's not funny at all. i saw that joke on ebaumsworld.com a long time ago...
2007-07-13 20:06:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny in all the wrong ways. i like it
2007-07-13 21:05:53 · answer #7 · answered by random bailey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! that was great! i'm giving u a star
2007-07-13 20:07:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG i get it and it funni
2007-07-16 22:32:07 · answer #9 · answered by miss sobriety 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude did you get this from Facebook this is old stuff.
2007-07-13 20:22:17 · answer #10 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋