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Just roll down the window. More room on the outside than on the inside.

How exactly do you "perform?" Can you play songs or imitate famous people with your wind?

2007-07-13 11:59:48 · answer #1 · answered by Buffy Summers 6 · 1 0

I suggest not pulling over, but providing some type of signal or warning to your passengers - when they see your signal or warning they can roll down all the windows for a couple of moments. That'll take care of the smelly stuff.

It beats pulling over every so often - plus, you'll take the smell in with you anyway when you get back in the car.

2007-07-13 19:01:09 · answer #2 · answered by westsida 4 · 0 0

Yes, Once you feel the need to "perform", You need to ask the driver to pull over.
If you "Perform" inside the car, that could cause the driver along with any other passengers to get the 2nd hand Sh!ts.

2007-07-14 07:56:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

dont pull over...you waste precious time! keep it silent, and just at the point they get a whiff (just start to turn and look at you)grab 'em by the hair, and force them down into your lap for a closer review!

2007-07-14 13:10:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You must hold it in. You need to just stop farting around other people. That's it, plain, simple, short and to the point. No farting until you are alone!

2007-07-13 19:03:15 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. Obvious 4 · 0 0

Or you could light them on fire. Ask permission first and see if anyone needs a light for their cigar.Two birds with one stone.

2007-07-13 19:00:40 · answer #6 · answered by Richard B 3 · 0 0

No, actually they should just kick you out while they're going the speed limit. That'll knock a fart out of ya.

2007-07-13 19:00:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Open the window, stick your but t out and toot. Check for cops first

2007-07-13 18:59:32 · answer #8 · answered by sam l 3 · 1 1

No! That's part of the mother nature saying wooowh....

2007-07-13 19:05:52 · answer #9 · answered by CitaB 2 · 0 0

light a match it'll do the trick (and no it will not ignite the vehicle)

2007-07-13 19:02:48 · answer #10 · answered by Phradoe 2 · 0 0

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