never, really, on a scale from 1 to 1,000 how annoying are fundies?
2007-07-13 11:43:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
and dont bother praying for me.
2007-07-13 11:53:14 · update #1
damn, i shoulda made the scale higher!!!
2007-07-13 11:55:11 · update #2
During the lifetime of the 12 Apostles.
wait a minute.......
2007-07-13 11:50:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
answer to your (main-) question about Eesa (pbuH), who is Jesus:
Signs of the Hour (Judgement day):
3) The descent of 'Eesaa ibn Maryam, upon whom be peace
After the Dajjaal has appeared and spread corruption throughout the earth, Allaah will send 'Eesaa ibn Maryam, upon whom be peace, who will descend to the earth, coming down to the white minaret in the East of Damascus, Syria, resting his hands on the wings of two angels. When he lowers his head, drops will fall, and when he raises it, drops like large pearls will fall (these are like grains of silver in the shape of big pearls, and it means that drops of water as pure as pearls will fall. The water is described as pearls because of its purity). No kaafir will smell his breath except he will die, and his breath will reach as far as his eyes can see. He will come down to the victorious group that is fighting for the truth and has come together to fight the Dajjaal. He will descend at the time when the iqaamah for prayer is being given, and he will pray behind the leader of that group.
2007-07-13 20:27:46 · answer #2 · answered by Forest Fruit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would think that you, all knowing and with all the right answers would be able to answer that your self. All I can say is you better hope that we are wrong (Christians). But there has not been one ounce of real fact that would make me believe that I am wrong. No one will ever be able to disprove the relationship and the spiritial feelings that are in a believer. There isn't anything that can discredit God or his believers.
2007-07-13 19:27:47 · answer #3 · answered by sparkplug 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The bible says that he will be coming like a theif in the night. so technically nobody knows but revelation does give you a clue in the dreams of a prophet who saw the worlds end and chose to write about it. He worte about lots of things to come in his vision that we all have ot under go like a final test of faith especially with the plagues.
But as i said - it was written by man and not god so its best to be prepared.
2007-07-13 19:27:44 · answer #4 · answered by mellay 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is already back! He is just waiting for the right moment to make his presence known to all of us.
Fundies annoying? Anything with the words fun or undies in it couldn't possibly be annoying, could it?......LoL
2007-07-13 18:55:14 · answer #5 · answered by Positive-Pixie 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He was going to come back but he decided instead to find a woman and get a job.
Fundies 1,000
2007-07-13 18:51:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
We don't know when Jesus will be coming back, but the group of atheists I hope will become smarter and smaller.
2007-07-13 19:38:23 · answer #7 · answered by lucy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha! you will be surprised! I pray that you will be saved by then. On a scale of 1 to 1000 how misinformed are you?
2007-07-13 18:48:35 · answer #8 · answered by Jen 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Jesus is as dead as elvis and marilyn monroe. I'm just as sick as people trying to reincarnate them as well as jesus, so that would 1,000,000 on that scale for me.
2007-07-13 18:53:09 · answer #9 · answered by renamed 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jesus is going to come back but not as a person hes going to come back in spirit
2007-07-13 18:48:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋