A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted
wife.
She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little
about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job.
One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else
applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day
and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them
worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really
good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels " The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.
He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room,! He
found The rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he
did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them
neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly
unbuttoned it,constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
‘Then she looked at him and
said: "If you ever wear my clothes into Town again, you're fired!"
2007-07-13 11:20:59 · 15 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha i thought she was hitting on him, lol.
2007-07-13 12:05:54 · answer #1 · answered by Gloom and Doom™ 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ancient
but
horny
Yeah
2007-07-13 12:19:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-13 13:00:34 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
talk about a twist in the tale lmfao have a star
2007-07-14 01:24:33 · answer #4 · answered by Quinn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Caught me by surprise
2007-07-13 11:24:24 · answer #5 · answered by Icewomanblockstheshot 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol i've heard that before but it's still funny!
2007-07-13 11:59:15 · answer #6 · answered by Kira 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best i've heard in a long time lol :)
2007-07-13 11:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! thats soo funny!!! HAHAHA!!! good laugh
2007-07-13 11:34:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
long, but hilarious, hahaha
2007-07-13 17:11:20 · answer #9 · answered by Maru V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that caught me by surprise!!
good one!!
2007-07-13 11:48:05 · answer #10 · answered by John Redcorn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋