Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, Johnny followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself, he ran home and started to tell his mother.
"Mommy I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane . . . ."
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny this is such an interesting story suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight".
At the dinner table Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army".
Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
2007-07-13 10:52:20 · 11 answers · asked by junior j 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BUSTED!!!
2007-07-13 10:57:06 · answer #1 · answered by Tony Shark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-13 13:44:18 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 04:34:19 · answer #3 · answered by antonovich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a pretty good one
2007-07-13 10:57:15 · answer #4 · answered by cvilledragon47 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
isn't this insect -- bother and sister relationships
lol just kidding
lol for your joke
2007-07-13 10:59:52 · answer #5 · answered by phatso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really like it, good moral, star for you
2007-07-13 10:57:48 · answer #6 · answered by Karen R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one !
2007-07-13 11:38:50 · answer #7 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!!! they were just equal with his husband!!!
2007-07-13 11:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats good REAL good!!
2007-07-13 11:48:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahah! that was good =]
2007-07-13 11:13:50 · answer #10 · answered by lauren 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋