Ok, as a former bartender, I've probably heard every bar joke in existance, but Here's your chance to prove me wrong. Bring on all your best "somebody or something " walks into a bar joke. The best one will be the one with the most thumbs up, so rate eachother, and I'll give the ten points. Good luck, and have fun. Looking forward to your jokes and stories, Take care everyone.
2007-07-13 10:35:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll start it off with one of my favorites. An old farmer walks into a tavern and orders a few beers. He looks around and sees a group of bikers in a corner booth playing poker. He walks up tp the bikers, looks the biggest meanest looking one right in the eye and says hey boy, I slept with your grandma last night. His friends are stunned, he says nothing back. The old guys says ya know what boy, she was pretty good too. Again silence, and his friends can't believe he's taking this abuse. The old farmer again says ya know what boy, I'm gonna sleep with her again tonight, maybe even a couple times. Finally the big mean biker stands up and says Damn it grandpa, you're drunk, go back home!!!
2007-07-13 10:41:17 · update #1
A man with no arms walks into a bar and orders a beer. He asked the bartender, "Could you just hold it up to my lips so I can get a drink?" Bartender says "sure". Then the man says , "Could you reach into my back pocket and get my hanky and wipe my lips?" Bartender says "Sure." Then the man says, "Where's your bathroom?"
Bartender says, "Uh, you go about three blocks down the street and...."
2007-07-13 13:06:51 · answer #1 · answered by classic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a few.
A Giraffe walks into a bar and says "The high balls are on me"
A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says "why such the long face."
An Atom walks into the bar and says "I thing I just lost an electron". The bartender says "Are you sure" and the atom replies "I'm positive"
A five dollar bill walks into a bar and the bartender says "you have to leave... It's singles night."
A Termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"
An Aussie walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks "Do you know there's a streeing wheel in your pants?" The Aussie answers... "I know... It's driving me nuts!"
Christ there's so many but I'm too drunk to continue.
Have a nice evening,
2007-07-13 17:51:29 · answer #2 · answered by Swordfish_13 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-13 21:37:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heh,Cool funny to,
2007-07-13 22:11:26 · answer #4 · answered by moneyman_0101 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it!
2007-07-13 18:22:51 · answer #5 · answered by Deb S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man walks into a bar
ouch!!!!
2007-07-13 17:46:41 · answer #6 · answered by lover boy 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
since ur the bartender you tell me one!
2007-07-13 17:38:51 · answer #7 · answered by P.Y.T. 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋