Two elderly men were sitting, conversing, while their wives were in the kitchen making dinner. Joe asks, "So, Bill, I've been thinking about going to that memory improvement clinic you told me about. Do you think it will really help me?"
Bill says, "Absolutely. It worked wonders for me. For example I learned to use visualization and word association to help me remember things."
Joe says, "Well I could really use the help. You know, as I've gotten older I'm having trouble with my memory. What was the name of the clinic?"
Bill got a puzzled look on his face and then asked, "What's the name of that red flower? You know, it smells really sweet and has thorns."
Joe says, "You mean a rose?"
"Right, right, that's it a rose!" Bill then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Hey Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?"
2007-07-13 10:09:48 · 11 answers · asked by Chewie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heres mine......
two old men were at home when one of them started walking up the stairs....
Then he stopped and yelled to the other guy.. "harry was i going up the stairs or down the stairs,, i cant remember.."
Harry muttered to himself "Gee i hope i never end up like him.. Knock on wood" and he Knocked on the bench (knock knock)
Then Harry yelled out"Dosnt matter what way you were going,,, go and answer the door"
2007-07-13 10:21:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...That's GREAT!
:-D
Classic case of CRS...
Can't Remeber Sqaut!
2007-07-13 10:24:06 · answer #2 · answered by Capt Crasher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bill clinton is old and he is also a sexaholic who cant keep his clothes on long enough to tell the truth and dont even get me started on hiliary
2007-07-13 10:13:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol cute
2007-07-13 10:11:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha,
2007-07-13 10:11:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-13 10:18:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. nice one. lol.
2007-07-13 10:12:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, that is funny!
2007-07-13 10:13:05 · answer #8 · answered by Rachel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..... oh i get it! ha lol
2007-07-13 10:12:59 · answer #9 · answered by skateboardboi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really good joke!!!!!
2007-07-13 10:32:25 · answer #10 · answered by Rmiddl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋