..and another one for me mate Donkey face?"
(Ok I know you've already heard it!! It was probably me that told
you! Anyway it's my favourite joke so just shut up and listen.)
They sit down and drink up.
Donkey face then goes back up to the bar and says,"Cccccould I have a pppppppint of Lager aaaaaaaaand another one for my
mmmmmmmmmmate please?"
"Certainly" says the barman, "by the way" he adds quietly "if you don't mind my saying it, he's not much of a mate! he called you donkey face earlier!" "I know" replied DF "Eeyore eeyore eeyorelways calls me that."
2007-07-13 09:38:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*A sigh of relief !!!!!!sigh !!!
2007-07-13 09:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by PnkFlr 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-09 06:02:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sigh of relief!☺
2007-07-13 11:43:57 · answer #3 · answered by gone fishing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahahaha
2007-07-13 09:41:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. star!
2007-07-13 09:44:09 · answer #5 · answered by Chewie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done that was great !
2007-07-13 09:45:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋