Something Real Cheap ****
After being away on business, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit,"
Tom groused. Growing, disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
"What I mean," said Tom, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror
Lost of Memory ***
An 80 year old couple was having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.
When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asks, "Where are you going?"
He replies, "To the kitchen."
She asks, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
He replies, "Sure."
She then asks him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"
He says, "No, I can remember that."
She then says, "Well I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that."
He says, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with Strawberries."
She replies, "Well I also would like whip cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."
With irritation in his voice, he says, "I don't need to write that down I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "You forgot my toast."
2007-07-13 09:29:07 · 13 answers · asked by PnkFlr 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Inspite of writing writing that its w/o malice towards anyone, earlier i recvd a violation notice for some really hilarious sardar jokes !!!!!
2007-07-15 01:00:34 · update #1
Also, thanks e/one for appreciating and do read my earlier or later jokes too !!
thanx once again !!!
2007-07-15 01:01:32 · update #2
*The second is soooo sweet & endearing and really very poignant !!!!
Yr jokes are of good standard , do maintain it !!!
Thanks for sharing !!! A * for u !!!!
2007-07-18 19:14:15 · answer #1 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought the second 1 was funny
-Thanx
2007-07-13 09:36:53 · answer #2 · answered by hippiegrl13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good!!!! am laughing.... anyway that's what a joke's meant to do...I wonder how anyone can take offence or feel malaised at jokes...the jokes on them cause they are jerks!!!! no malice detected and no offence taken too!!
2007-07-14 21:19:17 · answer #3 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were really good! I really like the second one! I know I will be doing that when I am older and that scares me! lol
2007-07-19 11:38:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one was a little funny at first. Finally something that was at least a LITTLE funny!
2007-07-19 11:28:22 · answer #5 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple of nice jokes, thank you
2007-07-13 09:31:33 · answer #6 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old ones but the second one is still cute.
2007-07-13 09:35:29 · answer #7 · answered by alien 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOhhhh! My! Gosh Sweetie! the two one in each of them have been definitely Freakin’ Hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMFAO! it is a exhilaration to furnish you a famous person Honey!!!
2016-11-09 06:01:05 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those r great jokes!!!omg i am going to send those 2 my friends! where did u get them??email me! ps a star for u!
2007-07-13 09:39:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
absolutely love the second one, have a star
2007-07-13 09:59:32 · answer #10 · answered by Karen R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋