A woman was thinking about finding a pet to keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot. It wouldn't be as much work as a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak. She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that his bird used to live in a whorehouse and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "That's not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new whores."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation.
Moments later, the woman's husband, Ray, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Ray!"
2007-07-13 08:52:18 · 12 answers · asked by Limestoner62 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good.
Reminds me of the guy who went to the pet shop to buy a pet.
"Why not a parrot sir?" Asks the assistant eagerly. "I have one here that's very special and only $50."
"What does it do?" Asks the customer interestedly.
"Well sir," Explains the assistant. "When it lifts it's right leg up it sings 'Onward Christian Soldiers' and when it lifts it's left leg up it sings 'The Star Spangled Banner'."
"What happens if it lifts both legs up?" Asks the customer.
"I fall of the f*cking perch you stupid pr*ck!" Answers the parrot.
2007-07-13 08:55:52 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The chook refused to repair its language and used not one of the milder expressions that the relatives provided so citizens desperate to pop the chook into the 'refrigerator as a reform degree. From a pair minutes in the beginning as much as exceeding thirty because of the fact the chicken words did no longer develop. Then got here a holiday while travelers got here visiting for supper and stunning away in any respect the parrot aquired some extra cooler time. After fifteen minutes the beak became into heard rapping on interior 'refrigerator door. the owner opened and for the 1st time heard repenting, "Aa-a-rk, ba-a-a-a-advert bir-rd, ba-a-a-a-advert bir'd! Say wh-a-at ba-a-a-advert bir'd say to no longer be tur-r-r-r-key. Aa-a-rk! Ar-r-r-re no longer Tur-r-r-r-key!
2016-10-01 13:13:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-13 13:11:29 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats soooooo funny
2007-07-13 08:58:20 · answer #4 · answered by Demodr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha...thats a good one.
2007-07-13 08:56:36 · answer #5 · answered by I wanna talk to Samson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually loved this joke
2007-07-13 08:56:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me laugh.
2007-07-13 09:31:34 · answer #7 · answered by Thomas L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-07-13 09:09:47 · answer #8 · answered by Destiny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dad told me that one
2007-07-13 08:56:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u brightend my day
thanks =D
2007-07-13 09:08:35 · answer #10 · answered by Stace! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋