A man walks into a pub, and says to the barman,"G-g-gimme a b-b-beer."
The barman says,"Seems as though you've got a major stuttering problem."
The man replies, "N-n-no k-k-kidding!"
The barman says, "I used to stutter, but my wife cured me. One afternoon she gave me oral sex three times in a row, and I haven't stuttered since!"
The man says, "W-w-wow, th-th-that's g-great to k-k-know....."
A week later, the same man walks into the bar, and says, "G-g-gimme a b-b-b-beer."
The man says, "Why didn't you try what I told you?"
"I d-d-did!" says the man,"it j-j-just d-d-didn't w-w-work..........b-b-but I m-m-ust s-say, y-you have a r-r-really n-n-nice h-h-house!"
2007-07-13 08:46:46 · 19 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Girl, for the first time tonight, you made me do it...
laugh out loud that is...the oral sex, my bf will have to miss out on...I KNOW he doesn't stutter!
:-)
2007-07-13 10:51:04 · answer #1 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mild stuttering is generally not a reason to have an iep. It is considered medical and the child would receive outpatient speech therapy. If the child had cerebral palsy and stuttering that would be a different questions.
2016-04-01 02:52:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Reminds me of the guy who walked into the Bookies and said.
"I've backed a fer...fer....fer.."
"You've backed a five to one winner." Says the bookie helpfully.
"N.no" Replies the stutterer, "I've backed a fer..fer...fer."
"A fifteen to one winner?" Asks the bookie becoming frustrated
"No a fer....fer...fer.."
"A fifty to one winner?" Screams the bookie.
"No I've backed a fer...fer...fer." Came the attempt.
"Hellfire." Shouts the bookie "I've had enough of this. Look" He says reaching into the till, "Here's £100. now get out of my shop."
The stuttering man smiles and leaves. Outside his friend is waiting. "How did it go?" He asks
"W.well I t.t.tried t.to t.tell him that I'd b.b.b.backed a f.f.five ton lorry into his Mercedes but he gave me £100!"
2007-07-13 09:09:14 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Best laugh I have had in a while, yes that was a great joke, lol
2007-07-13 09:09:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-13 14:32:36 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops lol
2007-07-13 10:44:43 · answer #6 · answered by RainbowGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sssssssso fffffffffunny iii cacacacacant sssssstoppppp llllllllllllllllllllllllaughghghghghghing
2007-07-15 08:55:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
N-N-N-n--n nice one,right at the end...wow!
2007-07-13 12:19:12 · answer #8 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOVED IT
will tell this one to my friends
2007-07-13 08:50:38 · answer #9 · answered by sara76c 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha...he went to his wife's house!!!
2007-07-13 08:50:03 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥Pro♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋