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A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and his elbow accidently knocks her breast.
Both of them are quite startled.

The man turns to her and says "Ma'am if your heart is as soft as your breast I know you will forgive me"

The woman replies," If your p*nis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in Room 232."

2007-07-13 08:34:34 · 21 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

OK Sylvia ....keep those jokes coming ! A star for Lady Sylvia !

2007-07-13 10:19:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

not a chance this would happen as room 232 is out of bounds on a friday

2007-07-13 09:37:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Funny ... even after all these years of never having returned to Balckpool

2007-07-13 08:46:07 · answer #3 · answered by katrina2971 3 · 1 0

Bingo!

2007-07-13 08:45:53 · answer #4 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 1 0

Heard it many many times, but it was a good un

2007-07-13 08:43:13 · answer #5 · answered by Chocolate Bunny 3 · 1 0

Thats good!! Hehe lol another one to cheer up my day =))

2007-07-13 08:37:34 · answer #6 · answered by Double D 2 · 1 0

i must say, that made me smile, not laugh (maybe a chuckle), but it was fairly funny, good job, keep 'em coming. :P

2007-07-13 09:15:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ha ha ha

2007-07-13 23:55:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

hahahaha that was seriously funny and i needed a good laugh...thanks =]

2007-07-13 08:49:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Funny, but extremely old..

2007-07-13 08:37:00 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 3 0

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