In the basket is a shopping list and a purse. The grocer reads the list, puts the goods in the basket and takes out the correct amount of money from the purse.
The dog then runs off home.
This happens every week, and the grocer becomes so impressed by the dogs intelligence and dedication to its task he decides to follow it home to see if the owner would be willing to sell it.
The dog eventually leads the grocer to a run down house where it puts the basket down on the door-step and rings the front door bell with its nose.
After a few moments an old woman opens the door and starts hitting the dog with a stick.
"Stop" shouts the grocer, "What are you doing? that's the most intelligent dog I've ever seen in my life."
"Intelligent my ****!" shouts the old woman, "Thats the third time this week he's forgotten his keys."
2007-07-13 08:28:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, 5stars for me.
She's a cruel lady, after all he's done for her she could at least be cool with opening the door. lol
2007-07-13 08:39:32 · answer #1 · answered by kerriberri24 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! That's a real cracker!! That's a horrible old woman and a very poor but nice doggy!! :-) Wow! Impressive how many jokes you put up here! Just never stop, ok?! :-)
Thank you very much once again! And have a stunningly fabulous weekend! :-)
2007-07-13 15:47:59 · answer #2 · answered by KT_(Kritty) 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny it took me like 5 seconds to understand it but then i goti t
2007-07-13 15:34:38 · answer #3 · answered by Zet-Let and Dezserret here! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-13 20:42:03 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was hillarious. I've never heard that joke before i give you 5 stars ;)
2007-07-13 15:36:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol 10 and star
2007-07-13 15:31:48 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha poor dog.
2007-07-13 15:34:30 · answer #7 · answered by shorte716 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋