A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
2007-07-13 08:21:41 · 23 answers · asked by 2bitnobody 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great he replies "get your own damn blanket and get me one too while your there" then they had a row !!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-13 08:30:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One woman man always
2016-05-17 04:49:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's why men always have cold toes and a rough bell end.hehehehehehe
2007-07-13 08:31:18 · answer #3 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-13 13:58:18 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it several times before. However, it is still a nice joke so I'll give you a star!!!
2007-07-13 08:30:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Have a star.
2007-07-17 04:58:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-15 05:04:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that waz funnny
keep on goin man!!!
2007-07-13 08:26:53 · answer #8 · answered by Demodr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was on here last weekbut its still okay.
2007-07-13 08:25:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol it is so true haha
2007-07-13 08:36:40 · answer #10 · answered by shorte716 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋