Larry and Scott wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.
Scott said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all."
Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels. Scott said, "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"
Larry replied, with a smile, "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Larry said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth."
Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth bar, Scott said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this
anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar!"
2007-07-13 08:18:41 · 47 answers · asked by ♥RaCheL♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Remind me to be the one "buying" the sausage.
2007-07-13 08:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by Iggy 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
i not only starred, but i'll share one of my own with ya...another bar joke.
when i was DJing last night i went to the men's room and heard this guy in a locked stall yelling his head off.
"what''s the matter, dude?", i asked.
he said, "man! i went to flush the toilet and when i did it grabbed my @SS and i'm stuck!!!"
i made him repeat it to make sure i heard it right, then i told him to pull his pants up the best he could, as i kicked the door a few times, forcing it open. i looked in and yelled at him, "YOU DRUNKEN FOOL!!! YOU'RE SITTING ON THE MOP WRINGER!!!"
2007-07-13 08:50:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was afraid that's how it was going to turn out - but I laughed anyway. Here's your star.
2007-07-13 14:48:59 · answer #3 · answered by Smoothie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2007-07-13 08:24:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed you got a star.
2007-07-13 09:47:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's gross and funny at the same time. Had to laugh.
2007-07-13 09:42:58 · answer #6 · answered by Zorlinda 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that was good
thank you for the laugh and a star for you.
i holla ;O
2007-07-13 08:53:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie, but a goodie.
2007-07-13 09:37:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I admit, I laughed- a star for you!
2007-07-13 08:22:23 · answer #9 · answered by Just Life, Trying To Live It. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get the joke it was quite nasty but it was fuuunnnnnyyyy, it had me cracking up though
........Truely Giggz
2007-07-13 08:43:22 · answer #10 · answered by Gigglez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋