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from all the idiots asking him for stuff all the time?

2007-07-13 07:55:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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probably so..... i'm sure he has a lifetime supply of extra-strength tylenol

2007-07-13 07:58:52 · answer #1 · answered by Cloudy 5 · 0 0

He probably gets headaches when He sees people calling one another "idiots."

Mature people know that when you pray, you don't just "ask for stuff."
You THANK him for stuff. You Pray for Him to Help you.

God welcomes prayer. He WANTS you to do all that. He WANTS to know the desires of your heart.

2007-07-13 14:59:58 · answer #2 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0 0

If I were God it would probably give me headaches. But then I'm not God.

2007-07-13 14:57:57 · answer #3 · answered by sdb deacon 6 · 0 0

Well, I think when 1/3 of the Angels left the kingdom of heaven he got very sad.

2007-07-13 15:01:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I expect all the singing of hymns sometimes might give him headaches.

2007-07-13 15:00:29 · answer #5 · answered by sahara_springs 3 · 0 0

I would think so. If I were a deity, I think atheists would have to be my favorite people. They'd carry on without bugging me for stupid stuff every day.

2007-07-13 14:59:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

YES AND NO...yes he does if he actually exists, and it's from all you *** kissing christians, and no....more than likely he doesn't exist since fairytales can't get headaches

2007-07-13 16:06:01 · answer #7 · answered by doug c 1 · 0 0

God has selective hearing.

2007-07-13 14:58:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

LOL! Personally, I don't think God HAS a head. But if he does, then who knows? :-)

2007-07-13 14:59:15 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. Taco 7 · 0 0

Since He doesn't have a head, not likely.

2007-07-13 14:58:18 · answer #10 · answered by PaulCyp 7 · 1 0

Myths don't get headaches.

2007-07-13 14:58:00 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 1 1

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