He deserves to be able to relax in His waning years.
2007-07-13 07:51:06 · 14 answers · asked by Murazor 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I took over
2007-07-13 07:53:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw him the other day on the beach in South Florida. he was just kicking it. Enjoying retirement. Apparently he had a little fling with Anna Nicole Smith when she showed up in heaven, but it turns out she was just interested in the keys to the kingdom. Ya know how it when you're God everybody wants a piece of the pie. So he said he had had it with being in charge of the whole universe and called it a millenia.
2007-07-13 14:57:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I've thought about this too. The way I see it, I think the Big Guy is getting old and senile. Lol. I don't care who you are, if you've been living for millions and millions of years, your mental faculties are gonna start to suffer some wear and tear. He probably just sleeps, looks down at us once in a while and says "Eh, let the chips fall where they may."
2007-07-13 14:57:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I dont belive in god but If he does......he is defintatly taking a break...... He would deserve one after all of the hatred and death that has been going on in the world
2007-07-13 20:15:11 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Lulu- IS BACK♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God appears to have lost interest entirely in life on this planet.
2007-07-13 15:18:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No , He is very much still working ,your fingers were just able to type those letters for your question, weren't they ???
If God was retired, you would not even be breathing.
2007-07-13 14:55:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is my work and my glory to bring to pass the immortality and eternal life of man.
2007-07-13 14:56:28 · answer #7 · answered by Isolde 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No God hasn't retired, you just arent listening for him, instead of being tone deaf--- I think it would be called GOD deaf---- so you need to listen more carefully......
2007-07-13 14:59:06 · answer #8 · answered by Laura S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God got tired and became a fat drunk a billion years ago.
2007-07-13 15:02:10 · answer #9 · answered by Joey D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think He's in bed with the covers over his head, thinking, "Why did I start this?"
2007-07-13 14:55:44 · answer #10 · answered by CNJRTOM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋