what can get marjuana out of your system for urine screen?

Answer 1

Niacin doesn't do ANYTHING AT ALL. Only time will get it out.

You can, however, drink a lot of water to dillute it to a point where they can't detect it anymore. I've passed probation tests by just drinking water, and smoked the day before. Anything else and you're wasting your money. Diuretics (like caffeine) will help you pee more, too. You've only got to drink water the day of your test, it won't do any good before then.

Answer 2

Why do people that don't know ANYTHING about marijuana feel compeled to answer these questions....get a life!

There are plenty of reasons to use marijuana. A well respected doctor recently released 106 reasons. So all of you 'moral majority' idiots that don't know the facts, go answer questions somewhere else.....

Now for your question: It really depends how much thc is in your system, and how long you have to clean it out. Check out the Urine Luck products. DON'T DRINK BLEACH PLEASE. That just isnt smart. Niacin works to some degree, but if you have alot of THC in your system it probably won't get rid of all of it.

Another option, if no one is watching you urinate, is to have someone with 'clean' urine pee in a bottle for you, then you can pour it in the sample cup at the office. The only problem with that is if they test temperature, they will know that it was to cold to have recently been expeled from a warm body. If this is the case, keep it in a baggy next to a heating pad. That should help.

Good luck.....

Answer 3

Go to your local smoke shop. Ask for the Whizzinator. It is a belt device that includes a fake penis (multiple skin tones) attached to a tube and pouch. It includes a heatpad to keep the fake urine warm for your test. The penis looks real and everything the only way the nurse would be able to tell is if she yanked it away from you. It works great it comes with some powder to mix with H20 to make it look like urine. My buddy has one and has used it about 3 times successfully. It's not cheap though. It's the safest way because sometimes that drink doesnt work if you dont take it on time.

Answer 4

The only thing that works is time. The technicians who run the lab equipment read the same Internet blogs and magazines (like High Times) as the people who are trying to beat the drug test, so they know how to filter out anything that might be in your urine to "mask" the test. For a standard drug test, marijuana will show up in your system for about 30 days. If the lab is using the state-of-the-art GC/MS, however, it can detect marijuana in your urine for up to 60 days.

Answer 5

Time. I've heard of all kinds of things people drink to try to get the THC out of their system, but I don't know of any which works. Different peoples bodies expel chemicals at different rates.

IMO, pot is not more damaging than alcohol, and perhaps less of a problem. Unfortunately, society has demonized it so you have to keep that in mind if you're going to use pot and plan accordingly.

I don't smoke it, but I'm an old lady who has seen a lot. I've been a nurse at the infirmary at the county jail and at a prison, as well as more normal nursing jobs like nursing homes and hospital. From my experience at the jail, I saw very little crime which was a direct result of marijuana. At both the hospital and the jail, I saw a huge amount of damage due to alcohol.

Answer 6

I'm an RN who does testing....drink some water (but not too much---8 glasses a day is wonderful), take a few vitamins if you want---if you're doing much dope you probably need some, & a few won't hurt (but too many of the wrong kind can kill), and do some thinking. It'll show up for 2-3 weeks, and overdosing on vitamins or drowning yourself with water (yes, it's possible) isn't the answer. Please, please, please, don't listen to people who give advice that could potentially harm you. (3 drops of bleach isn't lethal, but so many people think: if 3 drops are good, then 2 pints would be awesome!)
I did the drug scene in my heyday---really GREAT STUFF, and OH, BABY, was I cool.
We don't need to talk about all the regrets I have now. Please think, & don't do it. No high is worth what you lower yourself for. Or what you might lose.

Answer 7

Niacin (Vitamin B3) 500mg - It's a supplement sold everywhere. GNC to CVS. It flushes the body of toxins and impurities. I took this the day after smoking a joint and passed my test.

You must drink lots of water and take a pill at least several hours before a test. If you know in advance when you'll be tested, take Niacin once a day up until your test.

FYI-Because it flushes your body, you'll feel warm and maybe itchy and your skin may become a little red colored from the flushing.

It's not a bad thing so don't worry. Niacin is a vitamin.

Answer 8

Nothing, sorry.
Not only can't you spoof the current tests, but since THC (the active component in marijuana) enters the hair, your pot use will remain detectable for a very long time.
Urine tests can be passed after a more reasonable length of time, however. After about 2-3 weeks, the THC will have mostly left your body, depending on your activity level and metabolism.

Answer 9

even though I agree with the other two answerers that you should not be doing marijuana in the first place, I have heard that drinking like 3 drops of bleach works. I've never had to do any method so I really don't know but that one i remember because it was so crazy.

Answer 10

Well for starters dont smoke, and drinking a lot of water, and exersizing help clear marijuana out of your system.
good luck. <3