when an immature person says "you smell" ., it isnt true, i smell nice like a daisy but it annoys me and i end up saying "go away"
2007-07-13 07:18:48 · 18 answers · asked by jezzika 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Ok, truth is I am not "into" smart comebacks, but I understand there is a time when they need to be employed! Take a tip from W.C. Fields. When he was at a dinner party a woman turned to him and said, "You, sir, are drunk!" To which he replied, "You, madam, are ugly. And tomorrow I shall be sober."
Sooooooo, your comeback is: "Well, you are ugly! And I can shower!"
2007-07-13 07:24:20 · answer #1 · answered by Bonnie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say, it's easier for a person who smells to take a shower then for a stupid person to get an education.
2007-07-13 07:54:52 · answer #2 · answered by Kat G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say that "like a daisy" and walk away when he says it again say "like a ----" anything that has a great scent (i.e.,rose, springtime, warm summer day) He'll get tired of your quick responses soon enough.
2007-07-13 07:24:43 · answer #3 · answered by rcButterfly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Yes I know I do. Peole are always complimenting me on my wonderful perfume. What's your excuse for smelling like a skunk?"
2007-07-13 07:54:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you hang out with such rude people in the first place?
You could deadpan at them and say, "What do you mean by that?"
2007-07-13 07:30:39 · answer #5 · answered by Barbara B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't even bother to answer this person, just walk away.
You're right, they're immature.
2007-07-13 07:35:14 · answer #6 · answered by doodlebug 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them" Gee, that's funny I don't smell anything"!? OH'' wait yeah i do smell it" you, ever consider using deodorant..
2007-07-13 07:24:59 · answer #7 · answered by shayhi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) yo momma smells
2) your face is gonna smell when i shove it up your ***
3) your rite i can smell, thats how i knew you were here, i smelled you a mile away
2007-07-13 07:27:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
as soon as he/she says it say "like a daisy i know thank you"
2007-07-13 07:22:05 · answer #9 · answered by ookie dookie :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say "you're ugly, at least ican take a bath. soap and water won't cure ugly."
2007-07-13 07:30:20 · answer #10 · answered by sammie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋