An older couple were lying in bed after an evening celebrating there 50th Wedding Anniversary. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to go back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite me on my neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked. He answered, "To get my teeth!"
2007-07-13 07:06:17 · 19 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my life!
That was brilliant! Hope you don't mind if I 'share' it.
I'm laughing out loud so much my husband thinks I've lost the plot.
Many thanks, (wiping tears away now!)
10/10 and a very well deserved star is on it's way! *
2007-07-13 22:03:05 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-13 13:13:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa Cowboy your back with a bang..
2007-07-13 07:40:49 · answer #3 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A big star for you. Wonder if I should retell it at dinner to grandma.
2007-07-13 07:26:49 · answer #4 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke! I hope my love life is better than that when I get old. ha ha!
~Candice~
2007-07-13 07:12:59 · answer #5 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Works for me cowboy!
2007-07-13 11:16:22 · answer #6 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Very funny.
2007-07-13 22:09:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still makes me chuckle
2007-07-13 10:54:13 · answer #8 · answered by RainbowGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny , one day we will all be there ( we hope ) lol
2007-07-13 07:16:37 · answer #9 · answered by Mary D 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats good
2007-07-13 07:10:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋