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A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They Discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any More chicken."He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought Peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eatingchicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.

2007-07-13 07:04:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got The neck and the gizzards!!!
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2007-07-13 07:05:06 · update #1

9 answers

hahahahaha.... very good!!! I've never heard of this one before... thanks!!!!

2007-07-13 07:27:56 · answer #1 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0 0

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2016-10-01 13:05:23 · answer #2 · answered by centner 4 · 0 0

Very Funny Indeed..

2007-07-13 07:36:32 · answer #3 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-07-13 13:47:18 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

That's cute! Good Joke!

~Candice~

2007-07-13 07:09:22 · answer #5 · answered by Candice 5 · 0 0

lol...star 4 u

2007-07-13 09:36:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmao good one

2007-07-13 07:10:59 · answer #7 · answered by sweets 2 · 0 0

pretty good

2007-07-13 07:09:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

holy crap !!!! that was sooo wrong yet oddly funny.................

2007-07-13 07:09:43 · answer #9 · answered by i♥ rupert grint 2 · 0 0

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