Science vs. God
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well", says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting. Show Me. "
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,
(I love this)
"Get your own dirt._
2007-07-13 06:39:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lmfao, my parents are gonna love this one!
2007-07-13 07:27:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Science gives the idea of evolution of which i believe. However the big bang theory not so much. It is said that if you trace every single molecule back to its place of origin it is always the same place. Therefore there must have been an explosion at that point to cause the creation of the universe. But what caused this explosion is not explained. Many say this was caused by God because what else could have caused it. But then where did God come from. People say that he or she is almighty and has been her forever. There is no proof of this. People say the evidence for god is all around us. That is also evidence for science. And who knows who wrote the holy books. It could have been anyone. People also say thaf god must exist because: He made the perfect planet for us to live on. But maybe the perfect planet was her in the first place so we learned to live on it.
2016-05-17 04:09:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How simplistic and not really funny.
The truth is, early man made god in his own image to explain the things that they had no explanation for. Now, science has discovered real explanations for many of the things people used to look to god for. As the gaps in human knowledge shrink, so does the need for a god to explain those gaps.
There will come a time when the human race matures and outgrows god completely.
2007-07-13 07:25:45 · answer #3 · answered by eviltruitt 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Goo stuff. Only thing is that the scientist wouldn't be creating out of nothing, since he would be using dirt.
2007-07-13 06:45:07 · answer #4 · answered by phil 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yep
2014-07-21 04:29:18 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi everybody. I m from the future, and I ve come back to set things right. Say hello to my little friend :)
2016-05-10 05:47:04 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good point.
If EVOLUTION is so RANDOMLY fantstic, why do we need SCINETIFIC CREATORS and INVENTORS
All SCIENCE should do is EXPLAIN the process to us.
Not DO THINGS.
That should be left to RANDOM evolution.
We should have no IPODS
We need to wait until they grown on trees. Or is EVOLUTION not that FANTANSTIC a method!
2007-07-13 07:05:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Let me guess - this happens to be the same god of the religion you believe in, right?
It's strange that out of thousands of gods, you have no trouble disbelieving all except the one your parents told you was real. Coincidence?
2007-07-13 06:43:40 · answer #8 · answered by Dreamstuff Entity 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Thats really cute... but you just waisted a question...
still it was nice
2007-07-13 06:46:19 · answer #9 · answered by Rach 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny, very funny, but I hope your ready to get screamed at.
2007-07-13 06:43:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋