im so bored, so so so bored....boo...tic tock boom!?

Answer 1

A limerick fan from Australia

regarded his work as a failure:

his verses were fine

until the fourth line

?


A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,

Really liked playing with fire.

One night in the dark

He swam with a shark,

And his voice is now two octaves higher.


There once was a fly on the wall
I wonder why didn't it fall

Because its feet stuck

Or was it just luck

Or does gravity miss things so small?


God's plan made a hopeful beginning,

But Man spoilt his chances by sinning;

We trust that the story

Will end in great glory,

But at present the other side's winning.


There was a young lady named Rose

Who had a large wart on her nose.

When she had it removed

Her appearance improved,

But her glasses slipped down to her toes.


An elderly man called Keith

Mislaid his set of false teeth -

They'd been laid on a chair,

He'd forgot they were there,

Sat down, and was bitten beneath.

Answer 2

Try going to bored.com. There is a ton of stuff to do.

Its kinda stupid, but u said u were bored!

Answer 3

Never Mind..

Answer 4

OMG another friend lost this way , this is not fare
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh boooookh

Answer 5

lets do karaoke?
ok guess the song

da da da da da daaaaa DA da da da da daaa flo fling ping pong da de ding dog da dope dedaladadadome BEEER!

LOL

Answer 6

Appendicitis kills woman on stool

Answer 7

wow u r a talented person ps so am i

Answer 8

Now you're all over the place..

Answer 9

Get p-----, then you will forget you are bored.

Answer 10

let's go to Disney land!!!