Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."
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"What did one ghost say to another?""Do you believe in people?"
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My friend has a fine watch dog.At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.
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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
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"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
"Please wait someone else is using it."
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When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
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"Where did you get those big eyes?"
"They came with the face."
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I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls .
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But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.
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It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!
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2007-07-13 06:26:23 · 3 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah nice ones ,Loveedddd it even my mom was laughing
2007-07-13 06:54:21 · answer #1 · answered by Bellarose 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! 10 to each!
2007-07-13 21:36:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teehee..good ones :)
2007-07-13 13:32:04 · answer #3 · answered by voiceangel17 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋