Karen started yawning
"Hey Scott, it's time for bed"
"You go ahead" he answered
"I'll surf the net instead"
"You sure love that computer"
Concern rose in her voice
"But why would you go surfing?
You have another choice"
"I'll only be a minute
I've got some work to do
But you know I would rather
Just climb in bed with you"
So off to bed went Karen
And all alone to sleep
While Scotty started surfin'
And the surf was getting deep
Much later she awakened
The blankets seemed so hot
She felt the space beside her
And wondered, where was Scott?
"I wonder what he's doing
I'm getting up to see
He's surely out there dozing
I'll tiptoe quietly"
The keyboard it was silent
The screen tho' flickered bright
What was it he was doing
In the middle of the night?
She crept right up behind him
Then peeked around to see
And on the screen before her
As naked as can be
Were two young lovely women
Endowed in every way
One was named Miss April
The other was Miss May
"So Scott, what are you watching? "
The screen went blank just then
"Ah- nothing really honey
Just news from CNN"
"Oh CNN my eyeball
Those girls had nothing on"
He said "Oh yes I saw them
Their clothing was all gone"
"And that fact did concern me
It made me wonder when
They started going topless
On good old CNN"
"Why I'll just call the network
And make a big complaint"
"Don't bother" muttered Karen
"Cause foolin' me you ain't"
"Those girls were Playboy Bunnies
They're different from their peers
Aside from wearing nothing
They had on floppy ears"
"Was that the Playboy website? "
Scott said convincingly
"Those girls are always naked? ?
That's what you're telling me? ? "
She raised her hand for silence
He knew that he was caught
And further explanation
Would only get her hot
He stood there feeling foolish
Uncertain of his fate
But she just whispered to him
"Let's go, it's getting late"
"Just come to bed now Scotty"
But know that in this house
If you surf the Playboy website
You just might lose your mouse"
2007-07-13 06:25:11 · 16 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
again well found *
2007-07-13 06:54:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can start by bribing the school police officer and the principal to look the other way. Once you have their trust, I bet they give you a room all to your own to sell drugs from with impunity.
2016-05-17 04:05:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do like a good poem but that was absolutely brilliant. Well done and keep up the good work.
2007-07-13 07:47:25 · answer #3 · answered by stickadiddle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent..well done for taking the time to write it!
Have a star
2007-07-13 06:29:01 · answer #4 · answered by grifnuts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. The last paragraph was funny but why go to all the trouble to wrute it out? Unless you copy and pasted it of course
2007-07-13 06:30:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Surfing Tides, the ebb on that!
2007-07-13 08:02:55 · answer #6 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Until our dear Karen discovered
One fine and shining day
The Playgirl channel, open
For her to recreate...
2007-07-13 07:18:33 · answer #7 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Nicely written..
2007-07-13 06:40:37 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute indeed, you should open a profile on allpoetry.com
2007-07-13 06:32:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great stuff hahahahahahahaa
2007-07-13 06:49:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he doesnt need to watch things like that hes got you im glad you caught him
2007-07-13 06:31:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋