His friends and neighbours gather round him and ask what happened.
The Cannibal replies crossly, "That's the last time I go on a self catering holiday."
2007-07-13 06:06:38 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one! did you hear about the cannibal who turned up late for lunch? His friends gave him the cold shoulder.
2007-07-13 12:01:33 · answer #1 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's a cracker. There were two cannibals arrested after breaking into the local crematorium. They had stolen some funeral ashes and were trying to sell it in boxes as Ready Brek!
2007-07-13 07:52:19 · answer #2 · answered by stickadiddle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do not you attack Obama on greater severe subject concerns. There are like, i don't understand, twenty trillion issues he's done incorrect economically, militarily, and so on. The checklist is amazingly actually countless.
2016-12-14 07:46:04 · answer #3 · answered by okamura 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe....Once again applause to you O King of Comedy!! :-)
Lol! That's a funny one! Gave me a chuckle...it's always good to laugh and release the stress out after a long week...so thank you once again my Friend for your cracking jokes!! :-)
Have a lovely weekend! :-)
2007-07-13 08:33:38 · answer #4 · answered by KT_(Kritty) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doooh
2007-07-13 06:09:16 · answer #5 · answered by Paul S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Te Hee
2007-07-13 06:08:19 · answer #6 · answered by capa-de-monty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ewww! Funny! 10!
2007-07-13 14:11:32 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good thing he didn't get the deluxe package It would have cost him an arm and a leg.
2007-07-13 06:12:39 · answer #8 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His lawyer says you're not got a leg to stand on when I'm finished.Sorry.
2007-07-13 06:12:50 · answer #9 · answered by kit walker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh oh oh giggle giggle ha ha ha ha!!! starred!!
two cannibals were have lunch. they had found a clown and were feasting. one looks at the other and says "hey, does this taste funny?"
2007-07-13 06:13:24 · answer #10 · answered by the older big kid who helped invent dirt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋