Atheists, go to the sport category, you are a pain in the ***.
2007-07-13 05:27:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus would never give a mission that we can't accomplish. He knows our limitations very well. If he told me to do something, it's because he knows I could do it.
2007-07-13 05:31:43 · answer #1 · answered by sweet21 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sports Sucks!
2007-07-13 12:35:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So that's the man who always gave Jim Phelps his missions!
I feel very enlightened now.
2007-07-13 12:33:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus, FSM, Krishna, Eris, sure, if it's impossible count me in!
But maybe they all have my old phone number or something, cause I go rock climbing all the time but they never call me!
2007-07-13 12:36:02 · answer #4 · answered by Ray Patterson - The dude abides 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I tend not to accept missions from dead people.
--Oh and I am not an atheist, I just happen not to be Christian.
2007-07-13 12:31:38 · answer #5 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow, a Christian that swears. Cool!
You rock dude.
As for your question... how can a dead man ask me to do anything for him? BTW, you Christians are a pain in the *** which I why I bash your skulls in when you come to my door.
2007-07-13 12:31:36 · answer #6 · answered by The Master 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm on a mission from Gallifrey. What's it to you?
2007-07-13 12:31:36 · answer #7 · answered by beztvarny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you feel, touch, hear, view, taste a Jesus who is already a sin.
2007-07-13 12:30:42 · answer #8 · answered by johnkamfailee 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes, i would, 'cuz I know if He gave it to me, He would help me get through it. ( God said nothing is impossible with Him.)
2007-07-13 12:38:35 · answer #9 · answered by iaim2blikjc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were caught or killed would he disavow any knowledge of me?
2007-07-13 12:31:09 · answer #10 · answered by Spencer Y 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋